Two extra tkts for Coldplay available

I have two extra tickets for Coldplay concert.

DMs open

Women only

Who am I kidding? At this point, men also DM

Again kidding. There are no tickets. BMS sucks. Boycott BMS. Uninstall BMS. Only book tickets on Zomato.

K bye, I don't even listen to Coldplay. Someone fix me please.