Beautiful people, how do I get into Goldman Sachs

Wonderful, wonderful people of Grapevine. Hope you're having a great day. I'm writing this post to share a secret with you. Pls don't tell anyone.

I have wet dreams of Goldman Sachs.

How do I, as an incoming 7th semester BTech CSE engineering student, get into this sexy ass company?

GS engineers/analysts/PMs/Managers PLEASE share your gyaan.

Thanks.

18mo ago

punydrama

Stealth18mo

🤮ye kya padh liya maine

SJF_Preemptive

Student18mo

Ayo don't judge.

roct

Accenture18mo

Drop that internet accent bro 😭

tzr

Vercel18mo

Goldman Sachs will shut down after seeing this post.

SJF_Preemptive

Student18mo

NOOOO!

Elon_Musk

X.com18mo

Kid you need therapy.

SJF_Preemptive

Student18mo

My therapist told me to "share my feelings" well, this is me sharing my feelings

LordPuneet

Stealth18mo

Then maybe your therapist needs a therapist

Narddawg_cornell

Unnamed18mo

You will thrive in corporate;
I could see all the arse-kissing traits in you.
You will reach a VP level in 5 years and will become a LinkedIn influencer or Tinder influencer, with a tag people person, (If that platform turned out to be a job/ professional platform).