Feeling Roasty 🔥

I'm bored at work, not in the mindspace to do any work.... But....I'm in the mood to roast strangers. Tell me something about you in 280 characters or less and I'll roast you to the best of my ability.

Feel free to roast me too: I'm a geek and love coffee, hate apple, love android, and HATE cringfluencers on LinkedIn Love creating drama. Think of me as a walking-talking biggboss 😏