GroovyBagel

Fraud Bank call 😂

I just received a call from someone claiming he's from the bank I hold an account. Apparently, he knew the branch where it is located. This was the conversation:

Fraud : Mam apka account close ho jaega, PAN(in his accent it was 'pain') activated nahi hai na. Me: Theek hai, kardo, koi baat nahi. Fraud: Mam, me apke he branch se baat kar raha hun, counter no. 2 (Me trying to stop my laugh 😂) Me: Oh acha, theek hai. Fraud: Mam, account block kar de raha hun, fir ye kabhi open nhi hoga. Me: Arey, acha thik hai kardo, me branch aake PAN activate kar lungi. Fraud: Nahi Mam, ye sirf online he hoga, kahin koi branch se nhi hoga. Aap abhi PAN bata do, me kardunga. Me: Acha, koi baat nahi, block kar do. Fraud: Lekin Mam, reason to bataiye block karne ke liye ( I am Still laughing at this statement 🤣) Me: Arey reason to aapne he bataya, ki PAN activated nhi hai. Fraud: Han to abhi karwa lijiye, me kar dunga. Aap PAN bataiye. Me: Arey koi na, band kardo, baad me dekhenge Fraud: Thik hai kardeta hun, saare funds "Government account" me transfer hojaenge. ME: Han krdo. Then he drops the call out of frustration.

2mo ago

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SnoozyPanda

Stealth2mo

I once got a call regarding bank account. The man at the other end was trying his best speak like a automated voice, "Press 1 for tit, 2 for tat."😂

GroovyBagel

SAP2mo

Wow, they have really new ideas everyday!

GigglyWalrus

Stealth2mo

"1 for tit"

FluffyKoala

Stealth2mo

I got a call saying my bank account will be closed because of lack of KYC verification. I asked him which particular bank was he calling from. He got angry and started shouting at me - "You don't even know in which bank your account exists". 😂 It was hilarious. 😂

I get many similar calls, claiming to be related to bank account closure, old insurance policy reactivation, winning some prize or lottery, outstanding tax payments, etc.

I always listen to their stories for amusement, and then tell them that I'm not interested in their fake scam, but that I was listening to their story for fun. That always pisses them off, and they generally curse and hang-up. It's always entertaining listening to their new schemes and stories. 😂

GroovyBagel

SAP2mo

Yes, earlier I used to hang up these calls but now I talk to them 😂

DerpyJellybean

Stealth2mo

I get emails from RAW India(atleast that's what they say) that my network is used to supply child pornography, then they go into depth how they can track all these with technology network interception blah, blah, blah.... and how it took 3-4 intelligence agencies to crack my system, and I have to reply to their email to levied these charges and to negotiate further.

GroovyBagel

SAP2mo

Lol, limits have been crossed. Like RAW!? 🤣

GigglyWalrus

Stealth2mo

The guy must be questioning his life choices now lmao

GroovyBagel

SAP2mo

Yeah right, too much awareness we have now about these scams 😂

MagicalJellybean

Punjab National Bank2mo

Aajkal aise bahot sare frauds ho rhe h. Like fake login page of bank, gltise aapke ac m paise transfer ho gye aise calls
You can't believe anything in the world right now.

GroovyBagel

SAP2mo

True, bank ki security badhao

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