FruitOfThePoppy
FruitOfThePoppy

Lunchtime Rant

For years, if there's one thing that gets my goat, it's people interrupting lunch for work. After the lockdown it has become so blatant that people give you questioning looks as if lunch is secondary. Fucker, I'm not a foodie but I work to so I can eat.

So fuck all of them. If you set a meeting with me during lunch, I'm not skipping lunch. The video will be on, I will eat with my hands, and you WILL watch me eat. Don't like it? Don't meet me during lunch. As simple as that.

Just a silent and probably impotent protest by a helpless employee.

8mo ago
BiryaniEnthu
BiryaniEnthu

More power to you!

People even have problem I don't 'chat' during lunch hours. Dude 30 mins of peace is all I ask! Seriously get a life

FruitOfThePoppy
FruitOfThePoppy

@BiryaniEnthu Yeah I know this brand of idiot. Unceremoniously muted all these characters on my Teams.

GrapeGodfather
GrapeGodfather

Your lunchtime tantrum is amusing. You're not a helpless employee, you're a spineless one. Grow a backbone, voice your concerns. Lunch is sacred.

FruitOfThePoppy
FruitOfThePoppy

Oh damn! I never thought about this. Thank you for the wisdom.

potatomato
potatomato

Eat loud food with microphone volume at max!

FruitOfThePoppy
FruitOfThePoppy

I swear they'll hear every single chomp!

AlphaGrindset
AlphaGrindset

Hahahaha love it 🤣

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