SparklyPanda
SparklyPanda

Lunchtime Rant

For years, if there's one thing that gets my goat, it's people interrupting lunch for work. After the lockdown it has become so blatant that people give you questioning looks as if lunch is secondary. Fucker, I'm not a foodie but I work to so I can eat.

So fuck all of them. If you set a meeting with me during lunch, I'm not skipping lunch. The video will be on, I will eat with my hands, and you WILL watch me eat. Don't like it? Don't meet me during lunch. As simple as that.

Just a silent and probably impotent protest by a helpless employee.

9mo ago
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ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

More power to you!

People even have problem I don't 'chat' during lunch hours. Dude 30 mins of peace is all I ask! Seriously get a life

SparklyPanda
SparklyPanda

@BiryaniEnthu Yeah I know this brand of idiot. Unceremoniously muted all these characters on my Teams.

DancingDonut
DancingDonut

Your lunchtime tantrum is amusing. You're not a helpless employee, you're a spineless one. Grow a backbone, voice your concerns. Lunch is sacred.

SparklyPanda
SparklyPanda

Oh damn! I never thought about this. Thank you for the wisdom.

GoofyDonut
GoofyDonut

Eat loud food with microphone volume at max!

SparklyPanda
SparklyPanda

I swear they'll hear every single chomp!

WigglyBanana
WigglyBanana

Hahahaha love it 🤣

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