Suggestion required : How to effectively monetise my TopMate Profile ?

Hello, Wanna be influencer bhaiya / didi here . I lack actual skills to do my day job , hence , wanted to get to TopMate to monetise the useless skills that I have.

I already have created a decent profile at TopMate. My credentials are worthy enough as well ( bas bhagwaan ki kripa hain , mujhe kuch nhi aata ) .

Now , to get the bookings , I will have to advertise myself publicly. But , I am shy enough to do it on LinkedIn / Twitter / Reddit . One of the reasons is , people might find me desperate to earn some quick bucks ( which actually I am ) . Also , personally , I find those TopMate posts cringe.

Any suggestions on what approach I should take ? Publicly posting is the last option I would want , but open to all suggestions.

PS : For Grapevine community , I am opening the top mate slots at 95% discount. DM me if you are bored enough and want to listen to my useless advice :)

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ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka
Hinge19mo

I pay to listen to your useless advice? How much is it?

PeppyJellybean
PeppyJellybean

Since you might be my first user , I will give you an introductory price of Rs 199. But disclaimer , I give shit advice :) .

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka
Hinge19mo

199 😱 First customer should be trial ball. Cmon give me a 100% coupon code 🥺

TwirlyDumpling
TwirlyDumpling

Count me in..I would love to listen to your useless advice , hopefully one I became part of bhaiya/didi community and loot guallable freshers/college students 🤞 paisa he paisa hoga.

PeppyJellybean
PeppyJellybean

Yo and I would become your mentor and teach you how to mint money. I will promote you as well , nepotism you know💀

TwirlyDumpling
TwirlyDumpling

Yeah 😂 let's start scamming guallable students 🤞

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