ZippyJellybean
ZippyJellybean

What do scrum masters even do

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SillyPenguin
SillyPenguin

Ask architects regarding which problems are to be solved. Create tickets. Ask updates to engineers regarding these tickets. Feel like engineers are 0 without them. Ask updates to engineers regarding these tickets. Drink coffe. Ask updates to engineers regarding these tickets. Schedule meetings to waste engineers time. Again Ask updates to engineers regarding these tickets. When engineers close the ticket, they feel they have done the work.

ZippyJellybean
ZippyJellybean
Google12mo

Hilarious! I wonder why they need a dozen certifications to schedule meetings and ask for updates.

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