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Software Engineer

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Hi people of Grapevine. I've been tasked with filling up my office with snacks and drinks so that people don't run out of energy. 

What are things that you recommend? What's your go to snack/drink at office? Will make my order easy and complete!

Help me make an amazing order of office snacks and drinks :)

Founder

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I have never felt so useless in my life. After numerous hours of lurking on this platform for months on end all I have are a small bunch of grapes that even the foxes around my place don’t care about. But the shopkeeper dude had so much of grapes with him that he was selling them off, unable to manage all the grapes he managed to gather by himself.

Personally, this hits home hard. It reflects the state of affairs we are in now. How can supremely educated, sophisticated, knowledgeable people like me miss out on the lion’s share of the grapes while the shopkeeper lad has it all? Shouldn’t he be taxed 30% in grapes for the grapes that he has?

He sells fruits by the way.

My next-door shopkeeper has more grapes than I have. I feel I am missing out.

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If this excites you, you are old!🤦🏻‍♀️😅

PS: Giving Friday vibes!

The sky is pink💕

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Grapes are sour

Consultant

I love shakes obviously fruits :D

In summer, solid food is boring.

Liquid is yummy if we give it a bit of twist then Very yummy!

I experimented with dry fruits, cardamom and honey.

Shake was 💯 x better than what u get at local juice shops!

Any other tips from shake lovers ... 

Bonus - coconut water with liquid coffee and ice goes well.

Watermelon with honey n little milk :)

Banana Shake tips

Senior Consultant

Happy Friday folks! 

We have a new update with lots of small (hopefully fun) features. Please update your app to version 24 to check these out: 

1. Grapes on Grapevine: Tap on any person’s user name to see how many grapes they have
2. Trending Posts for you: Across the app you will now see personalised recommendations for popular posts that you may have missed earlier 
3. GIFs in comments: Let’s see if y’all have a strong GIF game 
4. YOE in Salary Cards: much requested update. Now you can see YOE across salary cards 
5. Feed: A new faster and smoother feed experience 
6. Bug bashing: The infinite post repeat error is solved. The image upload error is also solved along with other minor bug fixes

This is not all. We wanted to rollout a few more things this week but now they're delayed to next. Sorry :/ 

As always, feedback and ideas are welcome! 🙌🏻

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