Inefficient Managers

There are managers who are paid close to a Crore Rupees a year for doing this. Scene: Our team is working on it. We’ll get back to you. Reality: I have no idea about what the issue is. I’m completely dependent on my team. Scene: I have a hard stop now. Have to drop off. Reality: I don’t care about the ongoing meeting. My “passive” attendance in some other meeting is more important than the ongoing meeting. Scene: +team FYI Reality: Not my responsibility. Team must take a look. Scene: Do you have some bandwidth? Reality: If you say no, I will use this against you during appraisal. Scene: Feel free to give feedback about leadership. Your opinion is important for continuous improvement. Reality: Negative feedback should be worded with politically correct statements. Else be ready to face consequences. Scene: The leadership team expects so-and-so from you. Reality: I’m not capable of questioning the leadership team. I’m just passing the buck to you. Scene: Can you prepare a deck by this day? Reality: I want to show a rosy picture to my leaders. I will ‘use’ you to impress my leaders. Scene: Who wants to work on this item? Reality: I’ll judge employees who don’t volunteer. Scene: I want you to complete this (bullshit work) by this weekend at any cost. Reality: I want to save my ass in this job. Scene: Do you have any blockers? Reality: As if I’m capable of resolving them…lol Scene: Taking a day off. Reachable on mobile. Reality: Added the second statement to ‘show’ how important & flexible I am. I know you’ll not call me anyways. Scene: Manager presenting something. Do you have any questions? Reality: -silence- - - - Have you ever encountered Managers like these?