Marinating in so much FOMO right now.. 🤦‍♂️

Job posting: Budget 20L to 2.5CR Translation: Isko laga daala to life jhingi lala... Also goes on to say (on behalf of the Hiring Manager & Recruiter duo).. 1/ I am here to buy a car but am super okay with you selling me crocs 2/ I want to go on a world tour but don't mind getting stuck at Silk Board 3/ I am okay to hire an intern but don't mind hiring a CXO 4/ We just had our brains removed. We are still adjusting to this body Also I am thinking - you could have as well started at 2 Rs and gone to 2500 Crore - I so so so... want to see the interview process - Who are these 78 folks who applied.. - Onboarding kit possibilities range from Vim Bar to Gold Bar - and ... Delhi mein hiring kuch alag hota hai kya??