Next question: If you have 7 chairs, 7 live kids and 3 dead kids what do you?

The KPMG audit report said there are no dead bodies do I suppose it's fine

Founder

Product Manager

I don't think McKinsey's answer is complete. It's 
 Kill three kids, but first sell their organs, then after killing sell their skeletons, then use that money to buy 3 more chairs and hire us to solve the problem of 10 chairs and 7 kids

Business Analyst

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Consulting jokes will always be funny 😂

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Welcome to Movies & Music's Private Community

I'll go first - 

Shut laptop, get in comfy clothes and watch Amar Singh Chamkila!
Imtiaz Ali after 4 years!!

What are your Friday plans?

Have to meet some arrange marriage prospects 🤧

Software Developer

Consultant

Welcome to Confessions's Private Community

So I asked the candidate "tell me about your experience"
Candidate: Professionally 10 years
In dog years - I’m 70
In donkey years - I’m at 50 - just dealing with the workload
In cat years - I think I used up 8 of my 9 lives 
In parrot years - 200 - asking for the same stuff for years, repeating the same instructions, but nobody listens.
I think I am directly in my chicken years now

Burnout experience - I got in the first year of working

Life experience wise - EMI is the real matrix, I know Tamatar is at 100 Rs, Onions at 76 - organic at 120 - whatever that means, there are 16 types of milk I did not know of, my coffee consumption is directly linked to my sanity, I’ve learned that "quick call" means my whole day’s gone, I sometimes pray that internet dies right when the meeting starts, 10-minute delivery apps are great - except my salary doesn’t arrive that fast, my gym membership is just a donation now, "ASAP" actually means "whenever" in some orgs, my lunch break is just me staring at the fridge, replying to emails counts as my cardio, my to-do list looks the same every day, my kids went from crawling to coding in between my meetings, my kids thinks I work for Google because I’m always on my laptop, weekends with family is something I have heard of - but haven't experienced it recently and the last time I had "me time" was when I was single.

Sorry what was your question again??

Dry humor

Human Resource

Welcome to Indian Startups's Private Community

Bruh moment. Accenture 1 VC Backed 0

Corporate Strategist

Hey guys, I am the founder of Pocket. 

As you all know I failed to raise any capital for Pocket and even so failed to launch the product. So I tried different things and finally stumbled upon a new idea. Now I am trying to do something different, Fintech + AI.

I feel there is a complete abundance of Fintech AI tools in the B2B Saas space but not so much done for the consumer space. So I started working on project-hermes, it's a personal financial advisor designed to understand your bank statements and credit reports with ease and intelligence.

🤖 What makes Project Hermes unique?

1. AI-powered insights: Get smart, tailored advice on your financial health.
2. Easy to use: Just upload your documents and let Hermes do the rest!
3. Secure and private: Your data's safety is our top priority.

🌐 It's still in beta, and I would love your feedback to make it even better. Give it a try and see how it can transform your financial management experience.

Check it out here: https://project-hermes-ai.vercel.app/

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Project Hermes — Talk to your finances

I am back with something new in Fintech

Anyone ever think - fuck the day job, let’s become content creators? Or open a franchisee?

Fuck the day job

Got to know from my skip manager that there will be another round of layoffs starting Monday.

Another layoff round at AWS India

All because someone forgot about their running EC2 instance. 😂

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