Data Analyst

LinkedIn summed up in just 1 image. Some random ass story about elephant and dog being pregnant. Selling free google courses through this post. And you can follow him for AI innovations 🙌🏻

Founder

LinkedIn summed up in just 1 image. Some random ass story about elephant and dog being pregnant. Selling free google courses through this post. And you can follow him for AI innovations 🙌🏻- Grapevine

where is LinkedIn going?

Software Engineer

I’m starting a new channel called Humans of LinkedIn, where I will talk about all the hardships faced by the Influencers and Top Voices on LinkedIn in getting customers for their Topmate or course pages. The idea is to help people build a brand for themselves so that they can sell their services to people who are in genuine need of help and/or mentorship. If you are helping people for free, that is not acceptable by us, because we believe people should only help people for money. 

P.S. We will only accept sob stories, and if you do not have a sob story, we will help you create one.

P.P.S. Out here for making money, so don’t expect us to publish your stories for free.

Humans of LinkedIn

Growth And Strategy

Welcome to News Discussion's Private Community

Terrible LinkedIN content!

Software Developer

Welcome to LinkedIn Cringe's Private Community

Opportunities are so much more then when I stared. We never flaunted getting a job into a Top company even when options were fewer. What is the need to give average gyan on linkedin for getting a job offer. Open question to Gen Z why are you so desperate for social validation?

GenZ flaunting job offers on LinkedIn as if they won a Olympic gold medals

Data Scientist

What is the point of his image in this post about BYJUs

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Stupid Ways to make money 💰 that shocked you

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Scam innocent beginners after becoming their beloved bhaiya/didi

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Welcome to NEW LinkedIn, where professionals go to get distracted
- Because nothing says "professional networking" like knowing that out of my 30K connections, 48 have played Queens in the last hour. Exactly the vital information I needed today. And it's so comforting to know my boss not only sucks at setting my KPIs but also sucks at LUDO (oh wait.. they dont have LUDO, but you get the point). Say Yes to LinkedIn Games : because what better way to showcase your professional skills than competing in virtual board games. Maybe next we’ll have a LinkedIn Queens Champion title to boost your profile visibility and job hunt next?
- AI Post Ideas – Original thoughts? Nah, let the algorithm tell me what to think. Can’t wait for the ‘Inspirational Monday Motivation’ template. Because originality is overrated, right?
- LinkedIn Shorts – because TikTok isn’t enough. Now I can document getting laid off in 30-second clips. ‘Watch me scream at my boss in high definition!’ And the best part? When the boss yells at an employee, we can record that too! Coming soon: "Live from the pantry" and "Breakout room drama" LiEmploymentTV is the new reality TV 

What are the new features in pipe: Kundli and Tarot? 
- LinkedIn Horoscopes: Today’s forecast: Your connection requests will be ignored. Better luck tomorrow!
- LinkedIn Tarot Readings: The cards say stop pretending to enjoy team-building exercises
- LinkedIn Karaoke: Here's a hip hop base track to sing your resignation letter
- LinkedIn Pet Profiles: Cause your cat deserves a professional network too
- LinkedIn Cooking Shows: Cause you are more than your current role
- LinkedIn Meditation Sessions: Your mind needs it own Calm
- LinkedIn Matchmaking: We solved for the jobs, now lets help you find love with someone equally networked

Meta shutting down workplace really dint teach you anything???
To the PMs at LinkedIn – Thanks for teaching us - What not to do when and how.

Remember when LinkedIn was the place to get work done?

LinkedIn is not the same what it was an year ago, these days it's mostly filled with useless crap and so called influencers sharing their fake interview experiences just to sponsor someone who paid good amount of money

Data engineer

Human Resource

King of LinkedIn India - accept it

Product Marketing Manager

Welcome to Software Engineers's Private Community

If you just got hired or promoted and the company you work for just did layoffs such as Google. 

wait a few days to post your big celebration post out of respect for those who just got some of the worst news of their careers.

It just seems like the kind thing to do. Specially to all Google Linkedin influencers!!!! I am sick of 10-15 PMs, SDEs selling FAANG courses, posting pictures of Google celebration, Googleversery etc,. How can you celebrate when your friends & colleagues are laidoff??

Keep it low!!

Engineering Manager

Another day, another "how travelling" is helping in professional life gyaan 🤦🏻‍♂️

Product Manager

One that gets 100 likes
And 200 comments 

Been long got some recognition 😅

Shoot some ideas guys. Will execute them over long weekend 😬

I want a viral post too! The ones that Grapevine team shares on notifications

Consultant

LinkedIn memes

Is it just mine or is everyone’s LinkedIn blowing up with absolute crap. Like the most basic thing people are posting and making it sound like they discovered something huge or they’ve found some crazy insights. 

Everyone is trying to build their own LinkedIn brand and it’s just become frustrating. 

A lot of recruiters/founders still put out hiring posts on LinkedIn 

Some funny posts - 

- All founders acting like they’ve achieved something huge by being on the Forbes/times now/etc 40 under 40 list 
- Today someone posted about the business model of Shyamji Chole Bhature 
- People copy pasting the same fake stories

LinkedIn Rant

The day I don't have to open LinkediN any more to look for jobs, is the day I'll have accomplished all I need to in life 🙏🏼

Intern

Founder’s Office

he forgot to change the name while copying💀

Why engineers can’t be engineers? 

Such hard selling of courses is really becoming painful on LinkedIn nowadays. Instead of spending time on tech content, these sellers build random stories. Please save yourself from such sellers.

LinkedIn summed up in just 1 image. Some random ass story about elephant and dog being pregnant. Selling free google courses through this post. And you can follow him for AI innovations 🙌🏻

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