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Yeah, as long as the jokes not on you 😂  
  
 Then they transform into weirdos suddenly

then they are not 'funny' anymore 😂😂

Consultant

Generalist

Maheep Sir bro! Show respect to the elder OGs

Business Analyst

Software Test - QA

Good to know my sarcasm is doing the heavy lifting here. Must be why I'm so fit

😂😂
You sir, your jokes are actually good

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- Fun at work is necessary.
- We all must laugh, crack all types of jokes, silly ones, nerdy, matured and some good ones too.
- Taking joke on yourself is also a sense of humor.

That said, cracking a silly joke with the intention of showing cool or smart is not funny. Some people are in continuous pursuit of getting browny points and they pretend to be funny & cool. They are under the illusion they are smart.

Do you have anyone like this in your team?

Crack silly joke to act smart at work & gain browny points

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Idhar logo ko sarcasm kam samjh aata hai na?

Growth Manager

Some linkedin shit

Had never told him, was never gonna get married to him anyway (different religion)
Just that his wife isn't as hot as him, kinda let down 🫠

My ex-Office crush got married, why am I sad though 😢

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Your opinion?

Someone tell this guy the bitter truth that success have very less to do with your talent and hard work. 

Clarity of career path > Contacts > randomness of life > hard work > talent

She was pretty which is an inherent gene just like your IQ. 
 Why should we glorify intelligent ugly ladies over hot dumb ladies? 
 Both are playing the cards dealt to them.

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How's this for a compensation?
Base: 28lpa
Rentention:1lpa
Stocks:10lpa for 4 years
For a 2 year experienced employee?

How's this for the compensation

I'm definitely not engaging with any answers that don't have a "Why".
Regardless, my answer would be...

Napoleon, The French Emperor and Military Commander

"The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemy's."

I've been watching a few documentaries on his military tactics. His innovative tactics and organisational reforms revolutionised warfare, setting the standard for modern military operations. His military campaigns, known as the Napoleonic Wars, reshaped the map of Europe and influenced military thought for generations.

Personally, the battle at Austerlitz remains to be the best showcasing Napoleon's tactical brilliance and audacious maneuvering. In the midst of a freezing December day, his Army faced the combined forces of the Russian and Austrian empires atop the icy Lake Satschan. With the enemy mistakenly believing his right flank was weak, Napoleon executed a deception, withdrawing his troops to lure the Allies onto the fragile ice. As the ice cracked and creaked beneath their weight, the French unleashed their firepower, shattering the frozen surface and sending thousands of enemy soldiers plunging into the icy waters, resulting in multiple casualties and ultimately victory.

Napoleon's rise from humble beginnings to becoming Emperor and his eventual downfall at the Battle of Waterloo is a legendary story of ambition and power.

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Product Manager

What do you think of this split ? What would you change?

Living in BLR , earn 43LPA, sharing how I spend my money

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Senior Product Manager

Is this sarcasm? Where do people find such clients? I haven't been "dream wife" material for my ex boyfriend for even a second, how does this work????

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Posh Alert

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Cracked me up 😂😂😂

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What did he just say? It’s an app that’ll help out ugly cricketers?

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clear indication that humor > gyaan

I was on a flight where a girl sits next to me, She has an iPhone and Gucci shawl. At first it was like yeah she is rich, but then I noticed her boat earbuds(for 1999..). Now I am not judging but yeah. 

Just leaving it here.

Just saying....

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I'll go first - 

Shut laptop, get in comfy clothes and watch Amar Singh Chamkila!
Imtiaz Ali after 4 years!!

What are your Friday plans?

Have to meet some arrange marriage prospects 🤧

Software Developer

At what age you guys are thinking for marriage, I'm 27, relative says I passed the age😂

If you wanna go for arrange marriage, get married now, or atleast start looking. It's disgusting but the arranged marriage scene works like a market, and the value tends to drop the closer you're to 30. Options decrease as age goes up. 
  
 If you wanna go for love marriage, find someone you love and chill.

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