Microsoft Layoffs

Is it true that Microsoft is laying off 10000 employees today?

23mo ago

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PerkyTaco

Accenture23mo

Any criteria they would use for firing programmers?

SqueakyJellybean

Stealth23mo

Ability to reverse a binary tree 🎄

SnoozyPanda

Stealth23mo

Dreadful

SqueakyBoba

Dunzo23mo

$10bn chatgpt investment had to come from somewhere

PerkyTaco

Accenture23mo

True

ZestyCoconut

Oracle23mo

AIs have already started replacing men?

PerkyTaco

Accenture23mo

Does anyone know which departments will be impacted?

FloatingJellybean

Google23mo

Apparently all. Including azure

PerkyTaco

Accenture23mo

Oh. That's bad

PerkyTaco

Accenture23mo

Any news of laying off today?

SleepyDonut

Viewo23mo

https://blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2023/01/18/subject-focusing-on-our-short-and-long-term-opportunity/

It's official. And in words of Satya (new version of Satya Nadella in 2023, if I may say - Satya 2.0), "it's Showtime"

"overall reduction of workforce by 10,000 through Q3 2023" when read in conjunction with "continued hiring in strategic areas" means the actual number of layoffs will be much larger (to result in net 10,000 in 9 months!). $1.2 Billion earmarked for severance is savage. Satya 2.0 woke up today and chose violence.