I'll start

Was on terrace with mom, getting the morning sun ☀️ 
Out of blue, she stared at my feet, shocked.
I puzzled, couldn’t find anything wrong.

After a while, I realised. 
But the best part, she didn't break character through my panic.

It's always same every year, she is the one who gets me 😪

Narrator: And Biryani sighed in de_feet_!

Software Engineer

Growth Manager

Consultant

Oooo 🤐 
 How much worth ESOPs you holding?

I was told if I keep working hard like this I will get a great hike this year.

Opened Grapevine to know it has become Dating App the og announcement by Saumil

Haha I was waiting for someone to comment this

Software Developer

My sister came and said Mum was calling me while I was sitting in my room. 
  
 I went over there, when my Mom said in a very tense tone. You were hiding something and I came to know about it. She was so damn serious dude for 2 mins straight.  
  
 I was scared to hell inside but still I managed to maintain a puzzled face😂 cuz there were a lot of things if she came to know about me, I am dead😂. 
  
 2mins later, they both started laughing and said April Fool🥲

Tubby, so you were hiding something 🤭🤭

Product Manager

A kannadiga friend texted me that they have found water remains in BLR

Data engineer

Systems Engineer

I am told that I have contributed the most in the product.

Analyst

I was told by my manager that I'm promoted🤡

Senior Consultant

Brand Marketing Manager

Bilkul boss, fooled toh hum nahi hote. Dhokha khaane waale toh dhokha baaz hote hain. Success is the best revenge!

Business Development Manager

[Thread] How did you get fooled today? Drop your stories as the day progresses.

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It could be telling your manager off or something spicier. A moment you can't believe you got away with in a work environment.

What is your best "I can't believe I got away with this" experience?

Creative Head

Another day, another fake story. 🤐

Was going somewhere near in the Hosur road area and saw a dude trying to get hold of a girl while she was just trying to avoid him. I got suspicious and stopped the bike and asked him "hey, what's this? The dude was on a bike and i thot that i saw the girl with a hand support(i might be wrong) which people wear when it gets fractured. The dude was straight up hostile towards me.."Hey who are you? This is my wife". The girl didn't say shit. So i assumed OK. and i went ahead but i was still not satisfied. I went and little ahead but then i reversed and on returning i saw the girl had gone way ahead and the bike dude was now talking to someone on phone when i noticed that his shitty bike didn't had any plates. Then he stormed off behind that girl and i also pursued. This time when he saw me he gave me a look from the other side of road and came onto me like he was going to hit me but i also showed the same temper and didn't back out. 
Then there was a heated exchange between us, threats were given by him, No violence , No profanity from both sides.

My Questions:
1. I have hard time believing she was her wife. They were both looking like chapri but i didnt see any signs that you see indian wife has(hindu or muslim whatever) like burqa, Bangles etc. 

2. The dude seemed damn suspicious to me. His demeanor was very violent.

Concern:

I go through that route frequently and with my family. Should i be worried that the dude has singled me out? Because the area often becomes pretty lonely at night and i travel in night also.

Had a wierd experience today

Bhaiya picked a viral UPSC screenshot and built a story around that 🤪 ( Humko toh kya hi pata chalega ). 

Be very careful of such frauds.

Things that never happened!

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I was trying to mortgage my property for some cash and one “associate” from SBI took INR 90,000 from me on the pretext of one fees or the other. He signed a “document” promising to return the money too. In fact, he issued a cheque for half the amount. No surprises, the cheque bounced 

It has been one month now and I still haven’t got my money back. I don’t know what to do. 

Just putting it out there for others to be careful.

Swindled :(

Strategy & Operations

[Thread] Have you ever taken advantage of or misused company perks? What happened, and did it come back to bite you, or was it all in good fun?

I just received a call from someone claiming he's from the bank I hold an account. Apparently, he knew the branch where it is located.
This was the conversation:

 Fraud : Mam apka account close ho jaega, PAN(in his accent it was 'pain') activated nahi hai na.
Me: Theek hai, kardo, koi baat nahi.
Fraud: Mam, me apke he branch se baat kar raha hun, counter no. 2 (Me trying to stop my laugh 😂)
Me: Oh acha, theek hai.
Fraud: Mam, account block kar de raha hun, fir ye kabhi open nhi hoga.
Me: Arey, acha thik hai kardo, me branch aake PAN activate kar lungi.
Fraud: Nahi Mam, ye sirf online he hoga, kahin koi branch se nhi hoga. Aap abhi PAN bata do, me kardunga.
Me: Acha, koi baat nahi, block kar do.
Fraud: Lekin Mam, reason to bataiye block karne ke liye ( I am Still laughing at this statement 🤣)
Me: Arey reason to aapne he bataya, ki PAN activated nhi hai.
Fraud: Han to abhi karwa lijiye, me kar dunga. Aap PAN bataiye.
Me: Arey koi na, band kardo, baad me dekhenge
Fraud: Thik hai kardeta hun, saare funds "Government account" me transfer hojaenge.
ME: Han krdo. 
  Then he drops the call out of frustration.

Fraud Bank call 😂

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