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Category Manager

Hope Grapevine overpowers LinkedIn someday!

Frontend Engineer

Operations Manager

Corporate Strategist

but I don't see this happening on grapevine

Senior Software Engineer

Virgin LinkedIn user vs Chad grapevine user

Virgin LinkedIn user vs Chad grapevine user- Grapevine

100k followers in LinkedIn vs 10k grapes in grapevine

Welcome to Software Engineers's Private Community

When I was a kid I dreamt of becoming a software engineer, because I was told software engineers are always in front of their computers. Little me thought that I could play Pinball all the time.

But after I became an engineer a couple of years ago, I found myself not even getting enough time to play. Sad life...

Recently I realised, I've been playing Pinball all the time. The launcher which kicks you in the butt is known as the HR.

The two flippers in the bottom which keep on kicking you are manager and team lead. The side drums which gives shocks to you, are senior developers.

The switches that you toggle in the top, are the interns. And the worm hole which you enter, stay for a while and come back with more speed? That's called a long weekend. That is rare.

Enjoy the corporate game of Pinball my friends!

Software Engineering is a game of Pinball

Y'all dream't of being software engineers? 
  
 When I was like 10-12, I just dreamt of just laying on a private yacht on a private island with ice cream, a gaming arcade and hot girls 
  
 Now I am an adult and I still dream the same but add some alcohol in there

Founder

Software Developer

Welcome to Confessions's Private Community

Welcome to NEW LinkedIn, where professionals go to get distracted
- Because nothing says "professional networking" like knowing that out of my 30K connections, 48 have played Queens in the last hour. Exactly the vital information I needed today. And it's so comforting to know my boss not only sucks at setting my KPIs but also sucks at LUDO (oh wait.. they dont have LUDO, but you get the point). Say Yes to LinkedIn Games : because what better way to showcase your professional skills than competing in virtual board games. Maybe next we’ll have a LinkedIn Queens Champion title to boost your profile visibility and job hunt next?
- AI Post Ideas – Original thoughts? Nah, let the algorithm tell me what to think. Can’t wait for the ‘Inspirational Monday Motivation’ template. Because originality is overrated, right?
- LinkedIn Shorts – because TikTok isn’t enough. Now I can document getting laid off in 30-second clips. ‘Watch me scream at my boss in high definition!’ And the best part? When the boss yells at an employee, we can record that too! Coming soon: "Live from the pantry" and "Breakout room drama" LiEmploymentTV is the new reality TV 

What are the new features in pipe: Kundli and Tarot? 
- LinkedIn Horoscopes: Today’s forecast: Your connection requests will be ignored. Better luck tomorrow!
- LinkedIn Tarot Readings: The cards say stop pretending to enjoy team-building exercises
- LinkedIn Karaoke: Here's a hip hop base track to sing your resignation letter
- LinkedIn Pet Profiles: Cause your cat deserves a professional network too
- LinkedIn Cooking Shows: Cause you are more than your current role
- LinkedIn Meditation Sessions: Your mind needs it own Calm
- LinkedIn Matchmaking: We solved for the jobs, now lets help you find love with someone equally networked

Meta shutting down workplace really dint teach you anything???
To the PMs at LinkedIn – Thanks for teaching us - What not to do when and how.

Remember when LinkedIn was the place to get work done?

LinkedIn is not the same what it was an year ago, these days it's mostly filled with useless crap and so called influencers sharing their fake interview experiences just to sponsor someone who paid good amount of money

Data engineer

Human Resource

Welcome to Indian Startups's Private Community

The startup is Accel and Elevation backed. 

The company raised seed funding because the founder and team is from IIT- Kharagpur, and Accel + Elevation have people from IIT-Kharagpur working in their team. 

The founder has no prior work experience, no manners on how to speak with anyone (office boy, or women employees) keeps firing people who don’t agree with him, insists on being in the office for 12 hours because he pays us. 

Hiring criteria is -
1. Single people, so no distraction. He asks are you single or in a relationship (in the interview)
2. No married people 
3. Hire women only if they can stay in office till 5 AM (US based startup)
4. Everyone has to be in office for 12 hours compulsory for all 6 days of week

He boasts on how the VCs will save his ass even if the product fails, has said that worst case scenario I will make money because I know company will be acquired. 

He hires domain experts, makes them create playbook and train juniors to do the work, and then fires them saying "We have to stay lean, and this is a bad market". He did this with 3 departments already. 

How are the VCs not asking him basic due diligence questions? He is now raising 8 million follow up round.

RANT.

This is grapevine for godsake. Name the damn startup.

Recruiter

Is it just me or is grapevine community really small? I keep seeing comments from few selected people only and not many new comments everyday. My experience is based on the "indian Startups" community.

Other platforms like Grapevine

Welcome to Office Gossip's Private Community

Graphvine is my real comfort zone. No one is trying to show off. Reminds me that normal people like me exist too. On Twitter, every college student is super deep into AI research or every professional has 3+ income streams

Twitter and Linkedin are full of overachievers

Are you new here?   
  
 Haven't you come across this yet -  
  
 I'm 29 year old SDE-3 with a 7 figure monthly take home and 10 figure net-worth, should I become a data scientist next?

Sales Manager

Software Engineer

Why ?

Please help here.

Just wandering how things may turn out on starting conversation  on LinkedIn after getting their profile from Tinder/Bumble, as supply-demand is pretty skewed on this sites not sure if profile is visible to possible matches.
PS:- Grapevine v chalega 😂

Starting conversation with tinder profiles on Linkedin

Analyst

Welcome to News Discussion's Private Community

Thala for a reason

Lol 😂, this is Merck, Sharp & Dohme (MSD), not Mahendra Singh Dhoni (MSD). Please recheck facts and pay attention to detail

Finance Consultant

Associate Product Manager

Zorro rebranded to Hood but don't know anyone using it. The early days are fun because it's full of gossip but it can leave you feeling very negative after a while. Wdyt?

Will grapevipe survive?

Growth Manager

Generally fishbowl has too many service company or consultants kinda employees. Talking about content, it is high quantity and quality is degrading.

And there are too many posts so no one read them along with that only 1-2 comments on many posts. it's content is of no use at all.

I find fishbowl useless now and would not want grapevine to evolve at all like that. 
Views??

Grapevine should not evolve like fishbowl

Software Architect

Am new here- share your perspectives 🙂

Grapevine is the reddit of the corporate world?

Project Manager

Looking for a mobile application developer who has experience with React Native!

#Hiring

Cringe founders turning LinkedIn to Instagram

LinkedIn turning into Instagram

Program Manager

Just like that 
1) on Facebook everyone is happy,
2) on LinkedIn everyone is so gyanny 
3) on Instagram everyone is so good looking 
4) on Twitter everyone has an opinion 
Add one more to this
5) on grapevine everyone is high earning 😜

Virgin LinkedIn user vs Chad grapevine user

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