What's the most useless fact you know?

I will go first: iPad. Its the most useless product I have ever purchased. Zero addition to productivity What is yours?

Someone once wanted to ""pick my brain on something"" EW What corporate speak makes you cringe?

Saw a reel, less than half of world's population can voluntarily blur their eyes or raise one of their eyebrows. I can do both. But solves nothing 🤷‍♀️

What's the most absurd thing you were absolutely convinced was true when you were little? Maybe you thought chocolate milk came from brown cows, or that your parents could see you when you closed your eyes? How long did you hold onto this belief, and how did you finally learn the truth?

What are the most useless and abused acronyms at work which doesn't add any value and just sounds dumb. Or a few you heard and never could use it.... Eg. SGTM, sounds good to me ASAP, just over abused jeep, just expect every problem TMO, too many options OTP, on the phone