I wish one day LinkedIn goes down and never comes back online.
BiryaniEnthu
Stealth
6 months ago
I have been building my network on LinkedIn over the years.
I was telling someone that I have a credible following and that my posts aren't the typical cringe you often see.
They replied, 'Not cringe? What else do you post then?'
🤦♀️
TheOatmeal
Stealth
6 months ago
I dont comment on these posts due to the fear of judgement. But i swear my blood boils 😂
Do you think it makes sense to make a fake profile to fuck with these influenzas?
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Stop drinking water/urinating in office, you know the reason.
#careeradvice
MadMan23
Stealth
6 months ago
Lol it's long been my desire to create a parody account on LinkedIn and just shitpost random things. Stuff like 5 management lessons I learnt by being constipated, 6 project management tips from my bai, the monk-e who sold his Ferrari and so on.
TheOatmeal
Stealth
6 months ago
Bana do bhai. Share the link here
KidKonsultant
Student
6 months ago
https://www.linkedin.com/in/raghu-kumar-6526042b9?utm_source=share&utm_campaign=share_via&utm_content=profile&utm_medium=android_app
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Stop breathing in the office to save ventilation and air conditioning pennies.
It's the little things that get you promoted.
TheOatmeal
Stealth
6 months ago
Stopped flushing so that i can save water in Office #CostSaving
He might cost the hotel by ruining the coffee maker, this would also impact company’s reputation when they hotel fins out.
Tell me how is it saving money to the company, also that food expense would be marked off as business expense so you are reducing total taxable revenue for company, that’s why they give those perks in the first place.
Wtf. traveling is usually charged to the client so you are supposed to book a 5 star room and wine and dine.
And if you really want to save money then sleep on the clients office floor and not in a hotel.
Also your credit card can be charged later in case the hotel realises their appliance got damaged because you cooked butter chicken in it.
TheOatmeal
Stealth
6 months ago
From bottom of my heart 😂
Check out LinkedInlunatics on reddit. At times you feel like nuking it. But hey, I don’t have nukes.
TheOatmeal
Stealth
6 months ago
Yeah following that since ages. Gazab posts hai 😂
He usually posts Sarcastic stuff, look aat his other posts too, it was not meant to be taken seriously.
TheOatmeal
Stealth
6 months ago
My wish still remains the same ;)
bestbachelorcook
Stealth
6 months ago
Bhagwan pls, pls, pls, utha lo aise logon ko, pls.
Ab angrej bh ye sab bakchodi krne lage. I was thinking we are experts in this. 😄
Keep wishing that but it will never happen. It has very very strong network effects. And has become the defacto place for networking and hiring worldwide
TheOatmeal
Stealth
6 months ago
Someday someone will create a better alternative.
Which would be good at that time and moment, but how are you so sure that the new alternative won't become cringe over a period of time?
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