Influenza

Some random linkedin influenza -

I pooped today. I have been thinking and I realized how to poop efficiently. I learnt 69 lessons while pooping today. I met 6969 people while pooping, it was a great pleasure. Did you know we poop 0.69 kgs everyday? Earlier we used to poop in khet, these poop now fertilizer. But now we poop in pooping-place. 0.69kgs wasted. Follow these 69 steps to poop efficiently and in the correct way.

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Me, who already has inferiority complex and who feels have 0 achievements in life, after reading this,

bncho mujhe hgna bhi nahi aata tha ab tak, galat tarike se h*g raha hun pichhle 22 saal se.