SnoozyWaffle
SnoozyWaffle

Influenza

Some random linkedin influenza -

I pooped today. I have been thinking and I realized how to poop efficiently. I learnt 69 lessons while pooping today. I met 6969 people while pooping, it was a great pleasure. Did you know we poop 0.69 kgs everyday? Earlier we used to poop in khet, these poop now fertilizer. But now we poop in pooping-place. 0.69kgs wasted. Follow these 69 steps to poop efficiently and in the correct way.

#growth #knowledege #influenza #changeyourlife #somemorehashtags

Me, who already has inferiority complex and who feels have 0 achievements in life, after reading this,

bncho mujhe hgna bhi nahi aata tha ab tak, galat tarike se h*g raha hun pichhle 22 saal se.

17mo ago
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DerpyKoala
DerpyKoala

There’s Khush*** Verma who comes up with something inspirational everyday. Itni inspiration toh nahi hai humme. She never writes technical content that goes deep into tech (or even a bit) but is a motivational speaker who is milking her small experience at Microsoft and log inse career advice le rahe tech mein. Guys, motivational speaker waale field mein lo toh samajh bhi aaye

DerpyKoala
DerpyKoala

And saath mein ek tasveer.

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