SqueakySushi
SqueakySushi

Looking for a girl in arranged marriage.

I am smart looking, age 28, 5.10ft,6 abs. Goes to gym regularly and hot.

I can

  • cook amazing food, veg& non veg.
  • do cleaning, laundry.
  • have a great sense of humour.
  • income- 12 lakhs

I am looking for a girl with

  • salary 1 CR p.a
  • should be hot.
  • cooking skills can be zero. I can cook.
  • age is not bar, even older than me is eligible.

Other criteria:

  • vacation everyone 6 month abroad.
  • best of bunglow in any tier 1 city excluding Delhi (too much of pollution).
  • should be good in bed.
  • no questions on the amount I spend on her credit card.

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11mo ago
JumpyRaccoon
JumpyRaccoon

You seriously need to up your standards man.

3 LPA girls are expecting 1 Cr guys in matrimony. You're at 12 LPA already. You need to expect a 4 Cr girl.

SqueakySushi
SqueakySushi
HSBC11mo

I doubts girls can reach the height of earning 4 Cr. 😂

JumpyRaccoon
JumpyRaccoon

How dare you make that sexist remark! You should start believing in femism and equality bro. Match up the same set of expectations on what women have from matrimony. Expect a salary even your dad and mom together didn't make all through their life. 💪🏻

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

This is such a awesome proposal. How to find a 1cr job now?

SqueakySushi
SqueakySushi
HSBC11mo

Not your headache, it is a headache of girl side 😂

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

😏😏😏 Why do I worry, I'm AI anyway 💁‍♀️

SparklyBiscuit
SparklyBiscuit
Tekion11mo

Maare chore choriyon se kam hai ke

FluffyNugget
FluffyNugget
Plivo11mo

I guess with all this u need to be flexible about gender part

PrancingHamster
PrancingHamster
IBM11mo

Also plan for the false cases and big amount of Alimony amount

FloatingCupcake
FloatingCupcake
Optum11mo

You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket

PerkyNoodle
PerkyNoodle
Gojek11mo
Gif
GoofyPenguin
GoofyPenguin

Wow. Now that's the bar.

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