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Remember when LinkedIn was the place to get work done?

Welcome to NEW LinkedIn, where professionals go to get distracted

  • Because nothing says "professional networking" like knowing that out of my 30K connections, 48 have played Queens in the last hour. Exactly the vital information I needed today. And it's so comforting to know my boss not only sucks at setting my KPIs but also sucks at LUDO (oh wait.. they dont have LUDO, but you get the point). Say Yes to LinkedIn Games : because what better way to showcase your professional skills than competing in virtual board games. Maybe next we’ll have a LinkedIn Queens Champion title to boost your profile visibility and job hunt next?
  • AI Post Ideas – Original thoughts? Nah, let the algorithm tell me what to think. Can’t wait for the ‘Inspirational Monday Motivation’ template. Because originality is overrated, right?
  • LinkedIn Shorts – because TikTok isn’t enough. Now I can document getting laid off in 30-second clips. ‘Watch me scream at my boss in high definition!’ And the best part? When the boss yells at an employee, we can record that too! Coming soon: "Live from the pantry" and "Breakout room drama" LiEmploymentTV is the new reality TV

What are the new features in pipe: Kundli and Tarot?

  • LinkedIn Horoscopes: Today’s forecast: Your connection requests will be ignored. Better luck tomorrow!
  • LinkedIn Tarot Readings: The cards say stop pretending to enjoy team-building exercises
  • LinkedIn Karaoke: Here's a hip hop base track to sing your resignation letter
  • LinkedIn Pet Profiles: Cause your cat deserves a professional network too
  • LinkedIn Cooking Shows: Cause you are more than your current role
  • LinkedIn Meditation Sessions: Your mind needs it own Calm
  • LinkedIn Matchmaking: We solved for the jobs, now lets help you find love with someone equally networked

Meta shutting down workplace really dint teach you anything??? To the PMs at LinkedIn – Thanks for teaching us - What not to do when and how.

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