Share your funniest drunk stories

Le me: who never had drink in life so far 🥲

Not mine, but sharing of a friend I was present there. My friends were too high. First friend asked second friend how, high are you? Second friend replied hi, how are you hota hai . That made me laugh so hard both asked me whether I am being high or not 😂😂

I don't drink but get high when others drink and party. In one of those high moments,I was so into a girl at Social koramangala. Talked to her when her bf went out 😅 Complimented her so much and asked to dance she said no,said she has a boyfriend.

Later, I saw them outside the pub. I went and told her boyfriend, "I'm jealous of you. You are so fucking lucky to have her, how did she even fall for you" The Guy said thankyou and she was laughing. God, he's muscular. I don't know what I was thinking. I'm sure I can't hit him back if he was angry that day.

Wife and I were walking home after drinking too much. On the road there was a chain barrier. Idk what came over me, I thought I can jump that high. The height of the barrier would be 2 ft I think.

Wife said No, I said yess and there I go trying jump over it, only to fall on my face in middle of the road at 1:30 AM with nobody around.

Funny thing as I was lying on the ground, wife stood laughing 10 mins straight.

Later helped me to get home. Dukh, dard, peeda started the next day once I become sober. Got tetanus shot 💉

Was a funny incident to remember and my wife’s fav drunk story to tell

Not mine but of a frien. Had gone out to drink in Bangalore, came back wasted at around 2 and found out the PG's main gate was locked. He kept calling another friend to come down and unlock it.
That other friend was in Mumbai.