Weirdest Date Night of my life 😭

So, bro, let me tell you about this crazy date I had. It was a Friday night, and I met this cool girl, let's call her P on Hinge. We went to a nice place for dinner and then went to Koramangala for some drinks. After getting a bit sloshed, she suggested we go back to her place. I was like, "Sure, why not?"

Her friend, a total gym freak, picked us up, and all she talked about was PUBG. When we reached her house, P got all excited about a puppy they had. Her mom came down to say hi and then went back to sleep.

I snuck in her house silently after her mom turned the light off. Then, she and I started getting cozy, but then she said she doesn't do "it" on the first date, but we could share a bed. She took me to her room, which turned out to be her little brother's bed. It was super tiny. But I agreed because we could at least cuddle.

Then the puppy started crying, so we brought it to bed with us. We tried to watch a horror movie, but there was no table for a laptop. So here I was super fuckign drunk balancing a laptop on my legs, with a puppy between us.

At 4 AM, her younger brother knocked on the door, and I almost peed my pants. He just wanted to show us his new shoes. The next morning, I felt like a zombie, and her mom gave me an energy drink. Anyway, I had work so I said bye, and I left after thanking everyone.

Is it just me or this family is insane.