Someone needs to come get the admin

The funniest shit happened at the office today. I was at my desk after lunch, vibing to "Like That(Remix)" by Kanye West and writing some test cases for this CI/CD I am setting up for a new feature. My friend calls me up and says that there is a BlinkIt parcel that I need to collect from the front desk. I'm like Bro I am busy right now. He says it's an emergency. I am like Okay. So, I collect it from front desk and now he asks me to bring it to the WC. I am like bro wut?? He's like he needs it ASAP. So I oblige lmao. I come to know that he has ordered Track Pants from BlinkIt because he shit his pants. Apparently, he had some street food yesterday and his stomache got upset. He had an in-person meeting and he wanted to leave for washroom because of his diarrhea. But he couldn't because he was presenting. Unfortunately, by the time that meeting got over he ran towards the WC. Yet, he was too late and ended up ruining his pants. This might be the funniest shit I have experienced. My private group on Teams is blowing up lmao.

I have 3+ years of experience in Linux Admin and storage admin, please refer me to me for a storage admin role.

an angry employee deleted the whole GitHub organisation / repos of his company out of spite as he gets fired ;_; This has affected the production servers as well. what would be the repercussions for that employee for pulling off something like this.

Hi people, I've pursued MBA in finance, currently working at Deloitte under UK BT as a TC-1 with 1 year of experience. My office location is Hyderabad but I'm originally from Kolkata and I want to go back there. I need a referral for a job based on Kolkata in any of the big 4 firms as soon as possible. This place is starting to feel like hell and staying here is literally costing me in terms of physical and mental health. My office leadership has stayed quiet in this matter, and they're kinda "this is the best I can offer, take it or leave it." I have tried applying online in the careers portals but no responses came as of now. Could anyone kindly provide me some kind of referral or leads over this matter? Your help would be greatly appreciated.

Hi all! I have 16 years of work ex in Corporate sales and currently working in a leading indian Fintech from last 9 years. I am feeling stuck here with no visibility of growth or even sense of job security. I didn't take risks in my career as I am sole bread earner for my family but it was biggest risk I guess I took. Plz suggest me what all I should do to find good opportunities in terms of growth and job stability. I am introspecting and would really appreciate your valuable feedbacks.

Hi all, can anyone please tell me how to find jobs in the software industry. I am currently looking for a job for about 1 month and have applied to 100+ jobs still not receiving anything. Received one call from a company and cracked the interviews, too. HR told me that I was selected after that ghosted me. It's becoming really hard seeing people getting jobs, and here I am not getting a single interview call. I am also Knight in Leetcode and have around 1.9 years of experience. Dont know where I am going wrong. I'm going into depression these days. Any help would be really appreciated 🙏.

For me 5 - I start by 11 and end by 7 but take an hour lunch break, 4-5 tea/coffee breaks and some gossips - I tracked one day and it was 5.2 hrs. What about you?

Hey folk, I am searching for a role (As an analyst) in Transfer Pricing in Big 4 or any other company in Bangalore/ Hyderabad/Gurgaon/Kolkata. I can join immediately. Please do comment if anyone has any info on that.

I belong to lower middle class family and I have just completed my graduation in BCA from an open University. I have worked in Service based companies. Have worked as a CSA in Concentrix and as a Content Moderator in TechM. My last process was ramped down in October, last year so I'm unemployed since then. At first I was focusing on my final year exams, but now as I have received my degree, I want to work somewhere. But I'm not getting, some companies aren't even updating the status of my application. I'm really lost and not sure what to do. Any help would be greatly appreciated. And I hope you all do well in future.