Yo Ma! I MADE IT.

I am looking to earn grapes to unlock dm, not because I want to use it really, but looks good to have a privilege of using dm, just like the pi**ted movie cds we used to collect but never really watch that much. So, wanted to know the process of getting the grapes 🍇. Well, should this message start a controversy as I intend (read pun intended), I would be getting it finally.

Ab age kya 🤔

Thanks to the many strangers who have appreciated what I’ve written and the nice conversations :)

I'll go first : 500 Grapes !!! Wb y'all folks ???

So, I recently joined this "Grapevine", and it's a whole new world of social networking. The twist? It's all about collecting Grapes. You get these virtual fruits for linking posts, writing content, creating polls, and basically doing anything that screams "I'm active!" Now, here's the kicker: if you want to DM someone, you need a minimum of 100 Grapes. Yep, no grapes, no chat. It’s like a fruity paywall. Imagine that I’m desperately trying to talk to someone, but my grape score is lower than my daily step count. Suddenly, my life revolves around earning Grapes. I’m linking posts like there’s no tomorrow, writing comments that sound like mini novels, and creating polls about everything from “What’s your favorite fruit?” to “How many grapes can you eat in one sitting?” My friends are baffled. “Why are you so obsessed with Grapes?” they ask. “It’s not about the Grapes,” I reply solemnly. “It’s about the Respect.” But let’s be honest, it’s totally about the Grapes. I’m hoarding them like a squirrel in autumn. I even started dreaming about Grapes. My cat, Mr. Chotelal, now looks at me with newfound respect or maybe he’s just after my grapes. So here I am, living a life of fruity ambition, all for the sweet, sweet reward of sending a DM. In the end, respect is great and all, but on Grapevine, it’s the Grapes that rule. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go earn some more.

TL;DR We stay on the internet nowadays. I am doing so since 2009. From orkut to fb, Twitter to insta, WhatsApp to Tg and Quora to Reditt. If u look closely all are Western apps, few entrepreneurs tried to make the Indian SM app but it turned cringe n toxic like hood etc. I was silent reader here for 3m, then started interacting actively 5m back. Saw this platform evolving from 0 to 1. Hell a lot of improvement. But what I loved maximum is how beautifully people help each other, from referral to rant, Job opening to layoff, CTC discussion to crazy comparison, love to hate, left to right, PM to Sde, Whitefield to Koramangala and what not... We have everything on a tap from food to cab and dating to matrimonial still we are the unhappiest gen. GrapeVine( thanks to @Micheal_Scott )kinda platform is helping to kill that loneliness and toxicity of one's life. Always there to discuss and talk about semiconductors, ai, economy, philosophy, marketing, music n memes! 🥂 Cheers and have a nice day. Keep smiling ☺️ Bonus - https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=VATfbq_116I&feature=share