Biggest lie ever told

I had a 6 month internship, and now I showed in my resume as Full time job, and got the offer. Will there be any problem in faking payslip?

Do you believe in the above saying. Is it even relevant in the Indian software industry? If yes, please describe what you do.

I told everyone that this guy (Sleepy Joe) is the biggest scammer. I still remember when I pulled America out of the Paris Agreement and supported more fuel production. In his campaign, this guy said that I would destroy the next generation and claimed that if he were in power, he would rejoin the Paris Agreement. Then, due to my poor Covid management, this guy came into power, rejoined the Paris Agreement, and put a hold on new oil fields at the start of his tenure. But what now? Here is the chart of the top oil-producing countries, and you see? America is the leading oil producer. I understand they had to do that due to sanctions on Russia, but isn't it hypocrisy? Also, this guy didn't even attend the COP28 meetings. Anyway, he is going to lose. Your dear Trump

So today a recruiter called and said you applied for a job a week ago, and if I'm still interested ? I clearly said it's not possible that i applied for the job a week ago (because i already joined another company two weeks ago and I'm not interviewing anymore) Then she mentioned "oh you applied a month ago" The way she talked, it was quite clear that she was lying about me applying one week back and tried to ease the discussion in. I think they also know we apply to so many jobs and don't remember when we applied for which job but she actually encountered an unhandled corner case 😂

What are some of the plausible lies we can put on resume that would never get caught 😋

[TL;DR former National quizzing champ dropped out of B. Tech in 2020 during peak of addiction and depression . Got over it and sober in Jan'23, resumed college and completed my B. Tech in Feb'24. Picked up coding again and feel ready for a job now Should I be honest or lie about the gap? Been ghosted my few recruiters whom I was honest with.] JS developer here. I used to be a decent student, public speaker and one of the best quizzers in the college scene (former National Champ). But I never addressed some traumatic events that took place in my life before I turned 16. My depression took refuge in substance abuse and I abandoned all studies/career prospects during the pandemic. Eventually after 7 years of using, I got clean/sober in Jan'23 and resumed my studies. I earned my degree but on paper it took me 8 years to complete a 4 year B. Tech (2016-24). Reasonably I get asked about the gap in my academics by hr/recruiters whom I push my CV to. I've been dead honest to them about my struggles with mental health and addiction in the past. And I've been getting ghosted. (It could be because of skill reasons on my part but I'm not even getting a feedback). Should I not tell recruiters the truth about the gap? Should I leave the addiction bit out? How should I word it? I've never held a real coding job before but been slogging for the last 6 months to get better each day (my github and projects will reflect that). Please help me out with all your valuable suggestions. If you're a tech recruiter let me know how you would perceive my case.