Dukaan turned profitable

Isne Twitter post auto trigger pe rakh diya tha.

if profit > 0 { postOnTwitter(); } else { initiateLayoffAndCreatePostOnAI(); }

Today kaise? No quarterly monthly yearly recon happens on Oct 31

Profitable hogai hai toh bolo laid off employees ka pichle 1 saal ka salary cut wapas karde. Unka PF and tax ka paisa bharde. Final settlement karde jo abhi tak is insaan ne rok rakha hai.

EBITDA adjusted, jhumla adjusted, AI adjusted, neem haldi tea tree leaves adjusted profitability is not actual profitability.

These guys have dried all the fundings aur inhe ab fresh round of funding chahiye. VCs are not ready to give more funds unless Indian startups start to show some profits. Therefore some startups like Unacademy, Dukaan have started reporting profitable just to raise new round of funding. But, I take his word as a pinch of salt. If I would have been an investor, I would ask big auditors like Big4 to audit their financial statements. Jo Insaan apne customer ko twitter pe mock kar sakta he, apne hard working employees ko bina salary deke nikaal sakta he and then mock kar sakta he, uss insan ke liye financial statement Joomla toh chotti baat he. I don't think it's a real profit. They must have done some financial statement trickery. Just to raise fresh round of funds, they posted this.