Nah bro the other way around. Some guys want to dm me for work

Machine Learning Engineer

Noice did not know they could do that. Learn something new everyday sensei

Founder

Grape farming is looked down upon on Grapevine

Yeah well desperate times call for desperate measures

Do you have a list of people you want to DM?

Consultant

Software Developer

Product Manager

Looking for grapes to open dms. Please engage for karma

Looking for grapes to open dms. Please engage for karma- Grapevine

Welcome to Software Engineers's Private Community

I'm teaching myself native iOS development and I feel like I'm someone who performs fairly well under proper guidance. I need help with the following things: 
1. Setting realistic goals and expectations,
2. Learn from experiences and mistakes of an industry professional,
3. Learn to navigate the ecosystem and learn things such as learning to read Apple Developer Documentation and general software engineering skills, and
4. To be able to grow my network for improved chances of scoring an intern/new grad role. 

A little request: I need 40 more grapes before I can access DMs and directly approach people. Every grape counts!

Looking for iOS devs as mentors

I recently hit the 300 grapes mark. 
Not sure what is the value of these. Earlier i believe it would opened gates of personal DMs. 
Any suggestions?

What's the value of grapevine grapes

Welcome to Business Roles's Private Community

A regulatory tech company is looking for a senior sales manager with 3-5 yrs of experience in B2B SAAS sales experience for their Chennai market.  

Pay: Upto 16 LPA + variable 

Responsibilities:

● Generate new business through inbound lead follow-up and outbound account prospecting best practices.
● Develop and execute a cold-calling strategy to target new logo prospects.
● Follow up with prospects and arrange for a demo/meeting.
● Actively expand and maintain knowledge of products, industry
competitors, and market trends/needs.
● Forecast, manage, and report pipeline and sales activity.

Requirements:

● Experience working on a compliance SAAS product and/or services offering is highly desirable.
● Excellent communication skills, both written and spoken.
● Strong presentation skills to manage a highly influential client base and
C-level customers across corporates.
● A minimum of 5 years of software/services sales background in the IT
industry.
● Proven track record of achieving sales targets and driving revenue growth

Dm if interested.

Senior Sales Manager - Saas Chennai/Hyd/Blr/Delhi

I am looking to earn grapes to unlock dm, not because I want to use it really, but looks good to have a privilege of using dm, just like the pi**ted movie cds we used to collect but never really watch that much. 
So, wanted to know the process of getting the grapes 🍇. 
Well, should this message start a controversy as I intend (read pun intended), I would be getting it finally.

How to earn grapes?

Software Engineer

Welcome to Indian Startups's Private Community

1. If your company is hiring, let us know if you can provide a referral or can help somehow. Be ready with a fake/temporary Email Id to accept applications/resume, or ask to DM.

2. If you know any other company hiring:
Would be better if you could provide the link to the job or company or its career page.

3. If you know a stealth or very small startup hiring right now, do share someone's LinkedIn/Twitter profile whom we can reach out.

4. If you have recently interviewed at a company, try to share a bit about their expectations and interview experience.


Wherever possible, try to mention the tech stack and years of experience expected.


Happy Hunting/Helping 😃

[Who Is Hiring] [July 🧵]

Senior Software Engineer

just saw @salt got AirPods for grapes.
please treat this post as a crowd funding for grapes and donate some😂

Grapes

Welcome to Data Scientists's Private Community

I've ammased over 50 grapes 🤯, here's a thread how i did it 🧵👆

I am not able to dm anyone due to less grapes. Can anyone help me how to increase it so that i can dm someone.

Hey everyone

A few years back this trend came up on Blind, where people connected to each other over a thread and planned to meet outside the app, calling it a Blind date.

Why don't we start it here again?

Let's see if we can beat bumble and shaadi.com 😂

Please drop your details in this format.
(Gender: M/F) | (Age) | (Location) | (One liner bio that won't disclose your identity)

Example: 
M | 27 | HSR | I hate chocochips on icecreams

Blind Date series via Grapevine, Bangalore edition

As a reddit user, I always wanted to earn karma but at the same time I never use to post or contribute to anything in that platform. I was simply a consumer. On grapevine, it’s different. I love posting and I like the fact I have 300 grapes now.

I would like people with really high numbers to interact with this post and so that we can see how much grapes people have farmed here.

who has the highest grapes on grapevine?

Need grapes to enable chat option

Tech Lead

Is 24LPA is enough in Bengaluru to live moderate life.?

Team Lead

The technical founder has a mental breakdown and wants to exit the company. He's the main person who developed the software and the whole team is freaking out. The mental breakdown was caused by his personal issues and we've been struggling to straighten him out for the past 3 months. We tried again and again to help him , we even took him to a therapist and even the therapist said "it's better to keep him at the hospital for a couple of days for observation" . He didn't want to stay there because he'll be labelled as mentally unstable. Now we don't know what to do ? He wants to leave the company when we're getting clients and we're about to crack a deal with the investors . This is breaking the company apart.

What actions to take when the co-founder has a mental breakdown ?

Welcome to Product Managers's Private Community

Hey there everyone, 

I hope you all are having a wonderful day.

I'll get straight to the point, I've been applying for jobs for last 3 months and i haven't got a single call back or interview calls from anywhere, I've applied to 100 of companies, from entry level job to mid senior level job, I've tried every job portal, I've tried getting referrals, hell I've sent 500+ cold emails, I've also tried tailoring my resume for the role.

Now a little bit about myself:


I'm currently working as a product analyst and have 3 YOE. I did my b.tech from tier 1 college and graduated in 2021.
Right after graduation i got a job with a decent package.

So considering my profile and YOE, it shouldn't be this hard tp get a job or even a call back!!

Can anyone tell me what am i doing wrong?, or anyone care to give any tips.

Ps: why the hell are companies asking for 5-6 YOE for an analyst profile??!!!

Thanks y'all
Cheers

How do i get a job?

Senior Consultant

Will share good reading material for the day to make you smarter everyday.

If anyone is interested, reach out to me via DMs. I can only reach out to 5 people this month so, first 5 people to comment, I’ll send them a DM.

Topics I’ll discuss:
Everything under the Sun. From Econ to STEM and everything in between.

We can even have chill conversations about them.

Bored at work today, starting a Daily Knowledge DMs on Grapevine.

How to find software engineering roles that provide presumptive taxation under section 44ADA. It really saves a lot of taxes

What are we gonna do with the grapes we accumulate on Grapevine?

Grapes on Grapevine

Customer Success

Welcome to Office Gossip's Private Community

DMs are here? Damnnn

Business Analyst

Hello Viners, have known some of you since a very long time. So if anybody wants to say hi, would love to chat with some of you who I’ve previously exchanged messages with on comments :)

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