So boys, how's your relationship with your barber ?

after our friends & family, barber is the most important person in our life... do you just sit and let him f*ck up your hair or actually speak up ? are you regular with him ? did you ever cheat on him ? do you like his playlist? does it remind you of your ex ? or someone you never had ? did you ask him how long he has been doing this work or his life story? when he asked what do you do, did you also ask him what he does like an idiot ? do you participate in the political discussions happening in the shop ? do you go to a local one or a fancy one ? what the max you have paid for a haircut? did you ever give into him suggesting to do that fancy hair treatment? how do you find a new barber in a new city ?