WigglyPenguin
WigglyPenguin

So boys, how's your relationship with your barber ?

after our friends & family, barber is the most important person in our life...

do you just sit and let him f*ck up your hair or actually speak up ?

are you regular with him ? did you ever cheat on him ?

do you like his playlist? does it remind you of your ex ? or someone you never had ?

did you ask him how long he has been doing this work or his life story?

when he asked what do you do, did you also ask him what he does like an idiot ?

do you participate in the political discussions happening in the shop ?

do you go to a local one or a fancy one ?

what the max you have paid for a haircut?

did you ever give into him suggesting to do that fancy hair treatment?

how do you find a new barber in a new city ?

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BouncyNarwhal
BouncyNarwhal

Same barber for the last 6 years. He is about to marry his sister for the last 2 years. 200 rupees per haircut + 200 for head massage + 800 for full body massage.

Loves offering tea and coffee to customers. Stutters like hell but hand’s solid like a surgeon’s.

JazzyMuffin
JazzyMuffin

that took a turn machaaa😂

BouncyMarshmallow
BouncyMarshmallow

Brother ! First line should be ..marry “OFF” his sister 🤭..

SillyHamster
SillyHamster

Solid guy. Bitches about his wife

I bitch about work and talk about how startups are largely hyperinflated businesses

We don’t understand each other

7 years and counting

WigglyPenguin
WigglyPenguin

like a true arranged marriage

BouncyMarshmallow
BouncyMarshmallow

My eyes well up everytime when he puts on this Kumar Sanu banger, Jeeta tha jiskey liye Uskey liye marta tha Ek aisi Ladki thi Jisey mey Pyar karta tha

WigglyPenguin
WigglyPenguin

same as a bus driver

WigglyPenguin
WigglyPenguin

what's the least you guys have paid for a haircut?

WigglyPenguin
WigglyPenguin

as a kid I paid Rs.5 in my village

FluffyUnicorn
FluffyUnicorn

₹20

GroovyBoba
GroovyBoba

Why do we feel bad if we cheat on our barber? Also apt meme- https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/JUallXze3C

WigglyPenguin
WigglyPenguin

kyu ki wo puch ke kaat ta hai, not like girls.....

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