It is funny in hindsight.
I had a meet scheduled with this person, I was to discuss partnership with our company.
This was around 4pm, he said I was going for my daily afternoon coffee, would you mind we can talk while walking? I agreed
Later I realised, he had pulled off a smooth one. No one walks 2 km to a Starbucks for 'daily coffee'
Anyhow, later the evening he had planned my two weekends with him without asking if I'll be willing. I'm not even a people's person!
Thankfully my gut told me to freak out and straight up say No.
Saved myself a harassment case nonetheless
Funny plus NSFW. I was given the hotel to stay when I arrived in BLR…the person who reffered me, she told if I can go to office, since manager wanted to see me.
Getting ready, put on the google maps for a way. It was a defense area near MG road. I was walking on the corners since ppl here are stupid, 300m walking there, there was a Dildo laying the road.
I didn’t expected this, I was paused for 10s and then laughed for 2 mins. And continued my day!
😂😂😂
During my first year in Bengaluru, I came across a couple in a Sagar restaurant. They assumed I don't speak their language (not only I can speak, but I can also read and write in it) and started teasing each other a little.
He started boasting like he'd do anything for her, he will even get the moon down to earth etc.,
She said, "No need to bring moon, make this guy take a piece of pakoda and I'll believe you".
And so, he started conversation with me in English.
Him: Hello sir, may I ask you something? Me: Yes, what is it? Him: We're thinking of ordering meals next sir, are they good here? Me: (Laughing Inside) Yes, they're good. (Continued eating) Him: I'm X btw, I work at Y. Me: Hi, I'm Y. Nice to meet you. (Continued eating) Him: How about a pakoda? Me: No, thank you.
He looked at her, thinking of what to say next, and she looked at him as if saying "haha, I won"
I got a call from a friend, and once done, I continued to act as if it is still happening. I took out a tissue paper, asked him for a pen which he gave from his pocket.
I wrote "உங்கள் ஜோடி ரொம்ப நல்ல இருக்கு" (you're a pretty good pair) and while leaving, I gave it to him and said "This is not for me, but for you".
I still remember the surprise in their faces after reading it. I just smiled at them and quickly left before they could ask more questions as I was getting late.
Beautiful