PeppyMochi
PeppyMochi
Student

What is the fastest way to make money?

17mo ago
SparklyNugget
SparklyNugget
Amazon17mo

See, 69% of the task is showing up daily. Remaining 31% is tax evasion.

BubblyTaco
BubblyTaco

bold of you to assume OP falls under tax slab

SparklyNugget
SparklyNugget
Amazon17mo

💀💀

GigglyBoba
GigglyBoba

Keep your existing money in front of a mirror

SwirlyTaco
SwirlyTaco

Multiple mirrors a la "Enter the Dragon".

GigglyBoba
GigglyBoba

Sure. Fastest millionaire in history

DizzyMuffin
DizzyMuffin
InMobi17mo

Start driving an auto in Bangalore

FluffyCupcake
FluffyCupcake
Amazon17mo

Start running with money in hand, everyday

PeppyMochi
PeppyMochi
Student17mo

What time and how much money?

FluffyCupcake
FluffyCupcake
Amazon17mo

7am sharp , watever you have

PeppyNarwhal
PeppyNarwhal
Swiggy17mo

Sorry to disappoint you but there are no shortcuts to earn money. You gotta work hard and grind. Figure out your interests and give your best in that. Money will automatically flow. And unless you are motivated enough to do to that, it’s not gonna happen.

If you want to indulge in unethical practices, you can rob a bank or start stealing anything valuable you find. You can take inspiration from our politicians and become corrupt. That would be the fastest way IMO to make money. 💰💰

JumpyWalrus
JumpyWalrus

Honey - only fans.

PeppyMochi
PeppyMochi
Student17mo

That kind of rejection will hurt😂😂😂

ZippyUnicorn
ZippyUnicorn
Adobe17mo

By printing it, But it is illegal 😕

PeppyMochi
PeppyMochi
Student17mo

This reminded me of Shakalaka boom boom pencil for some reason😂

CosmicQuokka
CosmicQuokka

Become a peddler of hopium insane money 🔥🔥

PeppyMochi
PeppyMochi
Student17mo

@Thomas_Shelby will scold me🫣

JazzyHamster
JazzyHamster

Laxmi Chit Fund

CosmicLlama
CosmicLlama

Take the second/ third hottest startup topic and enter that space. Create the framework and start looking for investment. It will be difficult to find keep working untill you do. During the time your list will change so at anypoint you will be working on 2/3 "ideas". When 1 investor is on board try to scale up a bit. That investor will bring in the next. You got yourself a borewell from where you can pump any amount of money. Thats how startups have have worked till date.
Infact after you scam them dry and "fail" at your venture. they will themselves go around with statistics that 97% of startups fail. You are now ready to begin round two of your next venture.

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