SillyNoodle
SillyNoodle

What's the dumbest thing your boss has said?

I'll go first: "I want you to focus on doing good work and not on how much money you're making." Achchha aur mera rent kaun dega?

11mo ago
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WigglyPenguin
WigglyPenguin

"2% is a good increment, considering the current environment"

GoofyDonut
GoofyDonut

"0% is a better increment than negative 100%!"

ZestyNarwhal
ZestyNarwhal
Meesho11mo

I just heard that last week. Boy, that hurts

PerkyNoodle
PerkyNoodle
Gojek11mo

Me: Hey sorry I can't work beyond 10 hours. Boss: Are you married? Me: No Boss: Then what's the rush in going home?

JazzyWalrus
JazzyWalrus

Dark joke: Andhi behen aur vidhva maa

ZippyLlama
ZippyLlama

Say in Jackie Shroff tone- “Eyy Bhidu !! Ghar ja k aaju baju walo sy baat karunga Kuch thoda khana khaunga
Gana sununga
nose laugh So jaunga lamba saans le k”

PerkyQuokka
PerkyQuokka
PWC11mo

Quick call?

GroovyBoba
GroovyBoba

Narrator: it wasn't a quick call

DizzyLlama
DizzyLlama
Swiggy11mo

Nightmares 😭

GigglyBiscuit
GigglyBiscuit

"I made a mistake hiring you"
This was when I was undergoing treatment for anxiety due to the passing away of my father

to be honest ...I didn't pay heed to that bi@#! I just ignored and went on to become the highest performer and joined another company with a 70% raise 😁

(PS: I was earning peanuts and got a massive jump during the golden days of 2021 tech boom)

ZippyCupcake
ZippyCupcake

How did you over anxiety issue?

SwirlyBagel
SwirlyBagel

that's messed up man. absolutely the worst of all from here.

SwirlyDumpling
SwirlyDumpling
MPL11mo

Don’t come to me with problems, come to me with solutions.

SqueakyPretzel
SqueakyPretzel
Adobe11mo

I was put on PIP and fired from my first job basis this fml :(

ZoomyBagel
ZoomyBagel
TCS11mo

Next time go and say. Saar saar I deleted the entire prod db saar. Na rahega phone na bajega tone.

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