NoraFatehi
NoraFatehi

Dumbest things your manager have ever said to you

Mine - in the last company, my manager didn’t approved my leave for 4 days and said - maine to khud ki shadi me 2 din ki chhutti liya tha bas (I only taken 2 days leave for my own marriage)

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Chicken65
Chicken65

Two employees cannot take leave on the same time. You guys choose amongst yourselves about who wants the leave more than the other.

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Gossipgirl
Klub20mo

Sameeee happened with me and i was dumbstruck

Hopelessly
Hopelessly

Pehle aap mail karo fir Mai mail Karunga. Kaam ho na ho, mera top up dikhna chahiye

NoraFatehi
NoraFatehi
Cred20mo

10₹ donate krke nam announce krwata hoga community festival me

aain95
aain95

My scrum master asked me in washroom - what is the update on testing? Of all places to ask he asked me this standing beside me in Urinals.

NoraFatehi
NoraFatehi
Cred20mo

You should’ve said - tere update pe moot dunga yhi

RichDadsPoorSon
RichDadsPoorSon

Interns can’t take leaves as they’re not supposed to fall sick. I however asked them to not listen to such stupidity and take it which ultimately led to an ugly spat between me and my manager.

Don’t really care though as the logic which was made was nonsensical and I don’t operate that way with people who report to me.

NoraFatehi
NoraFatehi
Cred20mo

Sir jo aap bol rhe hai wo aapke kan me ja rha hai

BetaTester99
BetaTester99

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NoraFatehi
Cred20mo

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PassionateOutrageHDFC Bank3mo

What's the Dumbest Thing You've Ever Heard?

What's the most jaw-droppingly stupid thing you've ever heard someone say?

I'm talking about those statements that make you question everything you thought you knew about human intelligence.

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redsilkcotton
redsilkcottonFreelancer9mo

What's the dumbest thing your boss has said?

I'll go first: "I want you to focus on doing good work and not on how much money you're making." Achchha aur mera rent kaun dega?

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"2% is a good increment, considering the current environment"

B_Kind
B_KindComcast5mo

Weired question from manager.

Me : I am not feeling well and have asked for sick leave. Manager : Okay but is this a genuine sick leave? I was pissed off after I saw this question and What are your views on this guys 😏?

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