SillyNoodle

What's the dumbest thing your boss has said?

I'll go first: "I want you to focus on doing good work and not on how much money you're making." Achchha aur mera rent kaun dega?

14mo ago

Talking product sense with Ridhi

9 min AI interview5 questions

WigglyPenguin

Stealth14mo

"2% is a good increment, considering the current environment"

GoofyDonut

Stealth14mo

"0% is a better increment than negative 100%!"

ZestyNarwhal

Meesho14mo

I just heard that last week. Boy, that hurts

PerkyNoodle

Gojek14mo

Me: Hey sorry I can't work beyond 10 hours. Boss: Are you married? Me: No Boss: Then what's the rush in going home?

JazzyWalrus

Stealth14mo

Dark joke: Andhi behen aur vidhva maa

ZippyLlama

Stealth14mo

Say in Jackie Shroff tone- “Eyy Bhidu !! Ghar ja k aaju baju walo sy baat karunga Kuch thoda khana khaunga
Gana sununga
nose laugh So jaunga lamba saans le k”

PerkyQuokka

PWC14mo

Quick call?

GroovyBoba

X (formerly Twitter)14mo

Narrator: it wasn't a quick call

DizzyLlama

Swiggy14mo

Nightmares 😭

GigglyBiscuit

UPS Logistics14mo

"I made a mistake hiring you"
This was when I was undergoing treatment for anxiety due to the passing away of my father

to be honest ...I didn't pay heed to that bi@#! I just ignored and went on to become the highest performer and joined another company with a 70% raise 😁

(PS: I was earning peanuts and got a massive jump during the golden days of 2021 tech boom)

ZippyCupcake

Stealth14mo

How did you over anxiety issue?

SwirlyBagel

Stealth14mo

that's messed up man. absolutely the worst of all from here.

SwirlyDumpling

MPL14mo

Don’t come to me with problems, come to me with solutions.

SqueakyPretzel

Adobe14mo

I was put on PIP and fired from my first job basis this fml :(

ZoomyBagel

TCS14mo

Next time go and say. Saar saar I deleted the entire prod db saar. Na rahega phone na bajega tone.

DizzyLlama

Google14mo

"No great producs are built on iterations"

PrancingJellybean

Gojek14mo

This is truly stupid. 🔔🥇 for your boss

PrancingSushi

Stealth14mo

You won buddy 🏆

ZippyBanana

Ola Electric14mo

Itna time kyu lagega, ye to aadhe ghante ka kaam hai

GroovyKoala

Eviden14mo

“2 minute ka toh kaam hai”. Haa toh khud kar le na Bh@|)v€

JumpyWalrus

Stealth14mo

So beautiful, so elegant, just looking like a wow 😂

JazzyWalrus

Stealth14mo

CEO: I don't work for money. Only for passion.

Shows his new iPhone and Audi.

SwirlyTaco

PayTM14mo

But takes a hefty salary for his "passion"

SleepyNarwhal

Pine Labs14mo

Boss: How does one handle pressure? Me: take some time off the given work, relax, drink lots of water, meditate or go for a walk maybe!? Boss: Wrong, by working even more

FluffyMochi

Accenture14mo

😂😂😂

JumpyWalrus

Stealth14mo

😂😂😂🤣

CosmicPancake

Stealth14mo

Me: I want to discuss my promo doc, or any gaps that we need to fill for me to move to the next level. Them: I think you don't perform good enough for the current level also.

2 weeks later when I handed my resignation. Them : We were thinking of your promotion, your promo doc was my next priority! Me : Good to know that you were "thinking" about it. But, it was never conveyed in that manner to me. Thanks, but I can't stay back.