Write a corporate horror story in three words.

Here’s my story in the field of software engineering: There’s this colleague of mine who is on a pure tech role but hardly codes. The person spends his entire time on LinkedIn sharing new age tech stuff and projects himself to the world as if he is the Messiah of architecture. The guy preaches the same gyan to members of my team. For the last one year, this guy, in the capacity of Software Architect has not pushed a single line of code into our application source code and this is on record. Yet, he is highly regarded as an expert in technology. The guy has killed the careers of some genuine software engineers with his unique approach to make it look like he is taking a lead to own stuff in tech space. The guy has had tremendous career growth, got promoted 3 times in the last 5 years. In my view, the guy is a tech junkie whose knowledge carries no value. Yet he managed to butter the leadership team to reach to position that he is currently in. Did you encounter any such people? If yes, comment your story.

Give me a one liner genuine experience where you thought corporate sucks

What’s your horrible exit story? 👇🏽

Share your best workplace horror stories!

For years, if there's one thing that gets my goat, it's people interrupting lunch for work. After the lockdown it has become so blatant that people give you questioning looks as if lunch is secondary. Fucker, I'm not a foodie but I work to so I can eat. So fuck all of them. If you set a meeting with me during lunch, I'm not skipping lunch. The video will be on, I will eat with my hands, and you WILL watch me eat. Don't like it? Don't meet me during lunch. As simple as that. Just a silent and probably impotent protest by a helpless employee.

Presented wrong numbers and half baked story to my GM 😂, boss pulled me up and told me to make sure I don’t repeat such mistakes and come better prepared for the meeting

What is the worst thing that you have done in corporate?

Mutual Muting: Where everyone speaks at once and no one hears a thing. 🤐📞 #ConferenceCallFails #OfficeHumor Who else has mastered the art of awkward silence and accidental interruptions on conference calls?

Guys write down dirty corporate secrets in the comments which you feel is real. Let's start with me-: If you are quiet, calm and less talkative then you will be ridiculed by your manager and if you are proactive you will be hated by your colleagues.