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So I asked the candidate "tell me about your experience"
Candidate: Professionally 10 years
In dog years - I’m 70
In donkey years - I’m at 50 - just dealing with the workload
In cat years - I think I used up 8 of my 9 lives 
In parrot years - 200 - asking for the same stuff for years, repeating the same instructions, but nobody listens.
I think I am directly in my chicken years now

Burnout experience - I got in the first year of working

Life experience wise - EMI is the real matrix, I know Tamatar is at 100 Rs, Onions at 76 - organic at 120 - whatever that means, there are 16 types of milk I did not know of, my coffee consumption is directly linked to my sanity, I’ve learned that "quick call" means my whole day’s gone, I sometimes pray that internet dies right when the meeting starts, 10-minute delivery apps are great - except my salary doesn’t arrive that fast, my gym membership is just a donation now, "ASAP" actually means "whenever" in some orgs, my lunch break is just me staring at the fridge, replying to emails counts as my cardio, my to-do list looks the same every day, my kids went from crawling to coding in between my meetings, my kids thinks I work for Google because I’m always on my laptop, weekends with family is something I have heard of - but haven't experienced it recently and the last time I had "me time" was when I was single.

Sorry what was your question again??

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I'll go first - 

Shut laptop, get in comfy clothes and watch Amar Singh Chamkila!
Imtiaz Ali after 4 years!!

What are your Friday plans?

Have to meet some arrange marriage prospects 🤧

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Hey fellow grapevine friends, let me share a hilarious tale of my recent job interview rollercoaster ride! So, picture this: I chanced upon interviewing for one those new age alternative fintech firms, feeling like a boss, acing every interview level with flying colors. The interviewers were practically showering me with positive vibes about the role and the company. I was on cloud nine!

But hold on to your seats, folks, because things took an unexpected turn. After the initial warm reception, it suddenly went colder than an iceberg. I waited eagerly for responses from the TA team, but all I got was radio silence. Not even a peep. It was like they vanished into thin air!

Now, I wasn't keen on pestering the hiring manager, but desperation got the best of me. I decided to shoot them a message, hoping for some answers. And guess what? They hit me with the most mind-boggling news ever – a hiring freeze! Can you believe it? Talk about bad timing, right? I must have brought some serious jinx along with me.

As if that wasn't enough, I then discovered something straight out of a conspiracy movie. I noticed that the TA team's LinkedIn profiles had that same little green circle, indicating they were open to work.. But wait, there's more! A bunch of ex-employees and other members of the team also had that eerie green circle. What on earth was happening here? Are they secretly communicating in some LinkedIn language that mere mortals like us don't understand?

Oh well, my friends, the job hunt can be a wild and wacky adventure, full of unexpected twists and turns. But fear not, for I am armed with resilience and a great sense of humor! So, with popcorn in one hand and my resume in the other, I shall continue my quest to conquer the job market. While also finding the anomalies of the start up world. Here's to embracing the unpredictability and staying positive on this crazy journey! Cheers to the next chapter of my job hunt! 🍿🚀

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