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Gojek

Average IIT/IIM clout chaser vs extreme career success

Middle 68%: "Yes sir, updating those excel sheets right away! Can't wait for my 2.5% annual raise at BigTech/MBB/other prestigious marker to seek validation from papa.”

Left Tail Grindset (0.1%): Dropped out of college, started 15 failed businesses, lives in a cardboard box, but that 16th startup? That's gonna be the next Amazon, trust the process 💯

Right Tail Chads (0.1%): Quit Google at 23 to trade their FAANG money, now runs a macro fund from their yacht, answers emails once per quarter, "what's a performance review?"

Remember kings: The only way to beat Jeff Bezos is to either lose more money than him or make more money than him. No in between.

This is not career advice, I got fired from Gojek.

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TheOatmeal
TheOatmeal
Stealth7d

At this point, the way things are i see selling biryani as my career goals.

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Gojek7d

AGI proof job

DiwaliBonus
DiwaliBonus
Zomato7d

Nice engagement farming lmao.

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Gojek7d

My ancestors: farming in the plains Me: farming for grapes

We are the same

Elon_Musk
Elon_Musk
X.com7d

I like the advice to beat jeff Bezos

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Gojek7d

lose so much money that investors want to invest more and make so much money that money gets you honey

DaringTrain
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Stealth6d

So, entrepreneurs are gods and everyone else is a dog? Would love for someone to answer What (%) of billionaire's are entrepreneurs?

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Gojek6d

when you flip the word dog what do you get?

you have your answer, if entrepreneurs are gods then everyone else is a dog?

steppenwolf
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Stealth7d

I am the Left Tail Grindset. Got a 50% increment. More money means more to bet in the market = more losses. Lets fuckin goooo!

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Gojek7d

Let’s go.

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