As a Designer, what are you tired of hearing from non-Design folks?
Whenever I overhear someone say that, "Can you just make it fast? It's just a simple design, so it shouldn't take long, right?" it makes me a little pukish. 🤡
Problem bhi to humare “design leaders” ki wajah se hi hai…design conferences mei jaake chaude hokar bolenge “Processes” “Design Thinking” “Research” “User Centric Design” aur office mei apne boss ke aage “han boss abhi colol thange kal deta hu ith button ka hui hui hui boss aap jo bolo wo kal dunga na boss 👅👅👅 maa chudane gaye usels boss aap jo bolo wahi hi sahi hai”.
To aise chutiyo ki wajah se koi kisi designer ko seriously nhi keta.
altGrape
Stealth
5 months ago
@Lowser Welcome to Design gurus who speak at conferences who ruin design for everyone
My last company’s CDO spoke about the necessity of UX Research at UX Now. Next day, fires the entire UX Research vertical. BKL.
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Whenever some chick from Blinkit team tries to ensure that I prioritise her tasks because she has sold some metrics to her Product lead. No ma'am I am busy with other things and your lack of planning is not my problem.
altGrape
Stealth
5 months ago
This is a specific response that I did not expect. 😂😂
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Can you make it pop a little?
Yes I can but no I won't. It will throw off my design schema.
altGrape
Stealth
5 months ago
😂😂😂
Once someone from client servicing kept nagging me with the same feedback. It was a poster for KaatiZone. I added effects that showed some mayonnaise squirt from top of the roll, just to spite her. She didn’t realise the joke and got the design approved!
Yamprofessional
Stealth
5 months ago
Dont have a pm so I directly work w ops and biz, the last minute changes are so fucking crazy. It literally boils my blood
altGrape
Stealth
5 months ago
@Yamprofessional My stomach becomes constipated at every change,
AchSequel
Stealth
5 months ago
Whenever someone says that can I make the button a different colour.
No way I am doing that.
altGrape
Stealth
5 months ago
Respond with: Let's A/B test.
altGrape
Stealth
5 months ago
@Desidaddy 😂😂😂
altGrape
Stealth
5 months ago
Mock designs or get mocked by a PM?
Kamlesh
Stealth
5 months ago
"maza nahi aaya"
Haan bc mujra chalu hai na yahan , jo tum maze lene aaye ho
Donut
Stealth
5 months ago
Any task to do with the marketing teams is a headache.