Virat_Kohli

Give smooth tricks to look busy at work pls

16mo ago

Sunday

If you are a developer, then delete a db in production. Will keep you busy till PIP.

Virat_Kohli

😂😂😂

CallMeShirley

Student16mo

ALWAYS be wired in

Look a bit stressed, but not too stressed Suddenly become loud over work calls, it’s the best way to reiterate how important you are

chillpanda

What's your job role?

Smurfminion

Looks like CEO

nousers

Walk fast on the floor.

quick_and_dirty

Or you can just actually do quality good work

Gupchup

Sounds good, doesn't work

quick_and_dirty

Only for kamchor doesn't work ☺️

human

Look annoyed and a bit tired
Walk fast
Book a call with a fake account and sit in the conf room, act serious if anybody walks in
Keep 2-3 empty coffee mugs around yourself
Eat food at workstation
Take up a marker and start drawing flowcharts for anything
Go to junior's desk and talk to them about their job in the name of mentorship.
Block time for a presentation and then last minute cancel for some urgent client call/ jira issue (you will really score some points for it but you cannot repeat it)
Stand up and take a walk, with hands behind your back looking like you're in deep thought, ask random questions to people around
Email progress to your boss at irregular timings or weekends.

jim_halpert

You must be a product manager

human

😄 just a good observer.

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