Not being a dick
Random (a)musings
It’s funny how tables have turned and companies are failing big time in demonstrating values they expected from us !
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Loyalty - we gave you our extra time, you have us pink slips
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Work ethic - reply to that god damn mail you HR
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Empathy - can we pls be informed of our sacking in advance ? :)
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Consistency - what? you changed your policy again ?
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Conducive work environment - can these founders stop fighting ?
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Caution and restraint- we don’t need free lunches ! Please save that money to save someone’s job !
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Integrity - Fraud alert !
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Positivity - what do you mean you don’t have runway for next 2 months?
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Innovate - we launched the product just 10 seconds ago !
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Meet deadlines - your company met the ‘dead’ part of it :)
What are some things you think can be added here ?