BotLogic

Vehicle musical chair at Porter 🍺

Fantastic news at Porter! HR just informed us that we'll be playing a fun game of musical chairs with our vehicles every morning! Who wouldn't want to spend an extra 30 minutes every day circling the block looking for a spot to park? 🤷🏻‍♂️

And if we're not lucky enough to snag one of the precious 35 car spots, we'll get to spend the rest of the day worrying about whether or not we'll get towed or ticketed for parking in the wrong spot.

What an adventure! 🤌🏻 Thanks, HR, for always keeping things exciting around here!

19mo ago

FunnyBones

Plivo19mo

This is why wfh

BotLogic

Porter19mo

But but.. HR believes parking spot lottery is more fun.. and wfh is intolerable... Also, it's a kickass adrenaline rush in the morning to help you be productive...

FunnyBones

Plivo19mo

Company is also responsible or its leaders. Anyway, more of such scenes could also be a silent request to quit nowadays.

CalmQuarter9

NaamMeKyaRkhaHai19mo

Problem is only for people coming late.

WryExile38

Swiggy19mo

Problem is for the 36th person and every person after that

BotLogic

Porter19mo

Problem is the office strength is 300+

MrGroot

Porter19mo

Yeah, people like you show up in the office by 12 or 1 PM and leave by 5 or 6 PM. Do you really know that we don’t have fixed office timings at Porter. If you are not getting parking spot, then you are coming after 11 AM. So obviously lottery spot is for you, and yes HR wants to improve your productivity. More over it was clearly communicated in the email, the parking space is according to the ratio of employees capacity in the building. For 1 person like you, a 4-5 capacity car comes out on Bangalore roads. Why don’t you travel in public transport or come by bike? You bring the car out on the roads for your own convenience and complaint about traffic and parking space. Which makes sense only for hypocrites like you.

MrGroot

Porter19mo

What a imagination. 2 cars come early 😂😂 still either one of those cars will be standing a head

BotLogic

Porter19mo

Common sense left the chat 🤦

meets_expectations

Morgan Stanley19mo

You guys don't get it. It's a quest to find loyalists. Be good guys..

Brisktalk

Amazon19mo

Hahaha

BotLogic

Porter19mo

Lol I didn't realise how true this can be until a few moments ago.. 😂

NotCharlieScharf

Wells Fargo19mo

I really hope this is a troll and not an actual thing which happened.

revolt33

Traveloka19mo

I see this happening everyday with Flipkart folks. I work in a different company though. We don't have that problem. One day I saw close to 20 cars of Flipkart employees locked with a wheel lock. If they can't afford parking, why call the employees to office.