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by FreshRaita

Stealth

Remember when LinkedIn was the place to get work done?

Welcome to NEW LinkedIn, where professionals go to get distracted - Because nothing says "professional networking" like knowing that out of my 30K connections, 48 have played Queens in the last hour. Exactly the vital information I needed today. And it's so comforting to know my boss not only sucks at setting my KPIs but also sucks at LUDO (oh wait.. they dont have LUDO, but you get the point). Say Yes to LinkedIn Games : because what better way to showcase your professional skills than competing in virtual board games. Maybe next we’ll have a LinkedIn Queens Champion title to boost your profile visibility and job hunt next? - AI Post Ideas – Original thoughts? Nah, let the algorithm tell me what to think. Can’t wait for the ‘Inspirational Monday Motivation’ template. Because originality is overrated, right? - LinkedIn Shorts – because TikTok isn’t enough. Now I can document getting laid off in 30-second clips. ‘Watch me scream at my boss in high definition!’ And the best part? When the boss yells at an employee, we can record that too! Coming soon: "Live from the pantry" and "Breakout room drama" LiEmploymentTV is the new reality TV What are the new features in pipe: Kundli and Tarot? - LinkedIn Horoscopes: Today’s forecast: Your connection requests will be ignored. Better luck tomorrow! - LinkedIn Tarot Readings: The cards say stop pretending to enjoy team-building exercises - LinkedIn Karaoke: Here's a hip hop base track to sing your resignation letter - LinkedIn Pet Profiles: Cause your cat deserves a professional network too - LinkedIn Cooking Shows: Cause you are more than your current role - LinkedIn Meditation Sessions: Your mind needs it own Calm - LinkedIn Matchmaking: We solved for the jobs, now lets help you find love with someone equally networked Meta shutting down workplace really dint teach you anything??? To the PMs at LinkedIn – Thanks for teaching us - What not to do when and how.

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by GraveBasil22

Stealth

Fuck the 8 Hour workdays?

F*ck the 8 hours workdays, who would want to work 8 or more hours a day for an employer who could fire me in a day if they like to, I am just another replaceable product. I can be replaced in a week, why would I dedicate my peak years to that company? One time only made 9 Calls in 30 Days for my first company- I was the only SDR in Company , My target was 100 Calls a day. nothing happened to me why? Coz I achieved even in the months before and after that month. I just brought results. one of my leaders used to only come to office for 2 hours a day, yk what happened to him? he was promoted every quarter, why? he brought results in those 2 hours, there was no need for him for 8 hours. Is it about the hours tho? Are the employers actually interested in your working hours? Yes alot of them are and to hell with them. I would gladly take a paycut to work with an employer who does not count hours but work, and not work but results. I don't believe in work hours personally, to me it is always what is my company looking for? Do you know your day to day targets, yes you do. But do you know why those targets specifically and what is the end goal for 2024 for your company as a whole? Most of us don't know that. That's where employers fking fail and employees too- both of them fail here. Boss counts work hours, because they don't know why employee is not achieving the tasks, employee doesn't have any idea why something is critical and keeps postponing these tasks/targets. If both of them focus on the Why, there will be no hour counts, there will be no screen recording, bla bla bla. Fk this mentality.