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How do you guys sophisticatedly explain to team and and your manager in standup that yesterday you did nothing ?
Ask GPT for the jargon related to the task 😆
“During the last 24 hours, I have been analyzing our user data and identifying patterns to inform our upcoming feature prioritization. Based on this analysis, I have compiled a list of potential improvements and recommendations for our product roadmap.”
“I completed extensive research and analysis on the task at hand, identifying potential roadblocks and brainstorming solutions to ensure efficient completion of the project.”
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Work X that needs 1 day to be done:
Day 1: Will start spending time on X today, spend some time figuring out
Day 2: Made progress on X, some edge cases need to be solved for still
Day 3: Almost done with X; it’s 95% there and looking good
Day 4: “Yesterday, basically I wrapped up X”
Does this sound fair?
"Kal jo fata tha uska analysis kar raha tha. Report dedunga RCA Mila to". Simple as
Barbaadeshwar
Stealth
a year ago
Tell them you created a new dhamki strategy inspired by UpGrads blacklisting tactic for the sales folks.
You overestimate tasks and say that you’re working on them. No one cares to check anyway.
Yamprofessional
Stealth
a year ago
I know what you’re talking about😂 u generally skipped those and got some extra sleep
Yamprofessional
Stealth
a year ago
I dont work there anymore. Just stuck with the blue tick🙃
"I have reviewed and reanalyzed my activities over the last few weeks trying to evolve strategies to preempt mistakes, be more productive and innovate more on a continuous basis as part of an evolving understanding of the various factors that influence decision making"
SteepHost15
Stealth
a year ago
O mighty and supreme, hear my lamentations as I recount the trials that befell me on this fateful day. Like a steadfast warrior, I summoned my will and ventured into the realm of code, aiming to conquer its intricacies with valor and tenacity. But alas, the whims of the divine gods of technology conspired against me, thwarting my every endeavor. The lines of code, once harmonious and clear, twisted and tangled before my eyes, as if mocking my efforts. With a heavy heart, I beseech your mercy, and pledge to persevere, for it is not laziness that consumes me, but the divine will of fate that challenges my mortal resolve.
SteepHost15
Stealth
a year ago
Haha fortunately no. Cbse.
Ms.chatgpt helped me with this though
Might try this as well, no one anyways gives a fuck anyway now a days. You probably know why.
human
Stealth
a year ago
attribute it to:
1. R&A Research & Analysis for code optimisations in the codebase. If asked further, tell about 2-3 places where nested for loop can be converted into forEach + map. Every codebase has those.
2. Exploring new technologies and some usecases it might have in our product. REST can almost always be changed to GraphQL. Redis cache can always be optimised and what not.
3. Expanding your knowledge base on <technology>. You can always say learning about generators, higher order functions or any technology internals.
If somebody tries to dig in further, tell them you're still pursuing it and would have more details in the future.
Mehanti
Stealth
a year ago
Beta training hi kar lia Karo itna Paisa sarkar Coursera pe kyo phoonk rhi hai
That comic is me bitch. I hit this joke everyday. “Ok sure. Will do this by today”
YourMum
Student
a year ago
Rule #1
Use that time to roll your joint while the camera is off 🤸♀️
FancyChino64
Stealth
a year ago
oh, man....I was thinking of standup comedy and why to explain to manager 🤦
99bytes
Stealth
a year ago
I have been working on identifying the work that I am supposed to do.
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