BubblyPenguin
BubblyPenguin

Hate standups

How do you guys sophisticatedly explain to team and and your manager in standup that yesterday you did nothing ?

17mo ago
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GoofyDonut
GoofyDonut

Ask GPT for the jargon related to the task 😆

“During the last 24 hours, I have been analyzing our user data and identifying patterns to inform our upcoming feature prioritization. Based on this analysis, I have compiled a list of potential improvements and recommendations for our product roadmap.”

“I completed extensive research and analysis on the task at hand, identifying potential roadblocks and brainstorming solutions to ensure efficient completion of the project.”

BubblyPenguin
BubblyPenguin

Legend 🙏🙏 Adding this to my Corporate tips Notion page

BubblyPenguin
BubblyPenguin
BYJU'S17mo

You have what ? Corporate tips notion page ?

WigglyBanana
WigglyBanana

Work X that needs 1 day to be done:

Day 1: Will start spending time on X today, spend some time figuring out Day 2: Made progress on X, some edge cases need to be solved for still Day 3: Almost done with X; it’s 95% there and looking good Day 4: “Yesterday, basically I wrapped up X”

Does this sound fair?

BubblyPenguin
BubblyPenguin
BYJU'S17mo

Hehe this works . Tested .

ZippyDumpling
ZippyDumpling

What they said

WigglyWalrus
WigglyWalrus

"Kal jo fata tha uska analysis kar raha tha. Report dedunga RCA Mila to". Simple as

GigglyDonut
GigglyDonut

Aren't stand ups weekly or biweekly?

BubblyPenguin
BubblyPenguin
BYJU'S17mo

Thats sprint planning !

GigglyDonut
GigglyDonut

Hmm my standups are weekly

PerkyMarshmallow
PerkyMarshmallow

Tell them you created a new dhamki strategy inspired by UpGrads blacklisting tactic for the sales folks.

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