SqueakyCoconut
SqueakyCoconut

How do you approach your crush in the office ?

I need advice folks ..

18mo ago
JazzyPanda
JazzyPanda

You don't hookup where you vlookup

SqueakyNugget
SqueakyNugget

Ashooooo 😂😂😂

BubblyLlama
BubblyLlama

😂😂😂😂😂😂

GroovyWaffle
GroovyWaffle

In HR’s office when she has complained about harassment.

FloatingBurrito
FloatingBurrito
Gojek18mo
Gif
SqueakyNugget
SqueakyNugget

Hahahhahahaa

DancingBiscuit
DancingBiscuit

Just don't. There is a reason why everyone say no to workplace dating. Recently saw dude getting fired in my company because of this. Both were in mutual relationship. They fought. Girl complained to HR and now dude lost job. The humiliation he faced in company i am not even talking about that.

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

Really sad man... if you need any help let us know.

DancingBiscuit
DancingBiscuit

Lol why would i need help. I wasn't the guy here.

ZoomyBiscuit
ZoomyBiscuit
Zomato18mo

Chandrayan had a smooth landing on Chand. I need to have a smoother landing on ' Chand ka tukda' . If its yes,wow.else will assume this Chand ka tukda deserves just to be on Pakistani jhanda

ZippyMochi
ZippyMochi

The most dad joke comment ever 😂

TwirlyHamster
TwirlyHamster
Swiggy18mo

😂

PeppyUnicorn
PeppyUnicorn

After resigning

SqueakyCoconut
SqueakyCoconut
Zomato18mo

That's strange , today is my last day in office

FuzzyNoodle
FuzzyNoodle

So lucky

GroovyMarshmallow
GroovyMarshmallow

Straight forward advice, no bs, ask her out to have a conversation sometime near future, doesn't necessarily mean a date but just a conversation, don't think anything, on that conversation just state the fact you like her, ofc you nerd guts to do the same, it's either gonna be a yes or no! If yes, you won and for no, it's fine, 7 billion people on planet. Beware of not being in ths whole crush dilemma for a longer time.

SqueakyNugget
SqueakyNugget

This is how I would also approach

SqueakyNugget
SqueakyNugget

And trust me if it’s true love, it is bound to happen and both of you will understand. If not, just move on

SwirlyTaco
SwirlyTaco

Don't get laid, Where you get paid.

ZippyWaffle
ZippyWaffle
Gojek18mo

Hookers would be on the streets then(nvm they already are).

SnoozyPanda
SnoozyPanda

Crush the crush already man

WobblyPancake
WobblyPancake
Dukaan18mo

Not everyone is sevlon bhai

WigglyMochi
WigglyMochi
PayTM18mo

directly ask him/her out

SqueakyCoconut
SqueakyCoconut
Zomato18mo

not possible now . Today was my last day .

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

You are safe now... call her tomorrow and say swiggy is better than Zomato

DancingPancake
DancingPancake

You don’t.

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As a wise grapeviner told years ago "Don't hookup where you V-lookup."

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Don't dip your pen in company ink.

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