Security Analyst

We aren't getting them jobs, what else can we do to keep 'em busy 😏🤭 
 Professionals playing games when? Work hours?

Consultant

I see feeds getting converted to scoreboard and people bragging scoring new highs every day🥲

LinkedIn spam 🚀

Product Manager

LinkedIn spam 🚀- Grapevine

I have been scrolling LinkedIn a lot for job hunting purposes and can’t really understand why are people posting random self images with random post! Is there something a-logarithmic? , is this plain baiting?

What’s the idea behind posting selfies or pictures of oneself on random LinkedIn posts?!

Business Development Manager

Welcome to Confessions's Private Community

Welcome to NEW LinkedIn, where professionals go to get distracted
- Because nothing says "professional networking" like knowing that out of my 30K connections, 48 have played Queens in the last hour. Exactly the vital information I needed today. And it's so comforting to know my boss not only sucks at setting my KPIs but also sucks at LUDO (oh wait.. they dont have LUDO, but you get the point). Say Yes to LinkedIn Games : because what better way to showcase your professional skills than competing in virtual board games. Maybe next we’ll have a LinkedIn Queens Champion title to boost your profile visibility and job hunt next?
- AI Post Ideas – Original thoughts? Nah, let the algorithm tell me what to think. Can’t wait for the ‘Inspirational Monday Motivation’ template. Because originality is overrated, right?
- LinkedIn Shorts – because TikTok isn’t enough. Now I can document getting laid off in 30-second clips. ‘Watch me scream at my boss in high definition!’ And the best part? When the boss yells at an employee, we can record that too! Coming soon: "Live from the pantry" and "Breakout room drama" LiEmploymentTV is the new reality TV 

What are the new features in pipe: Kundli and Tarot? 
- LinkedIn Horoscopes: Today’s forecast: Your connection requests will be ignored. Better luck tomorrow!
- LinkedIn Tarot Readings: The cards say stop pretending to enjoy team-building exercises
- LinkedIn Karaoke: Here's a hip hop base track to sing your resignation letter
- LinkedIn Pet Profiles: Cause your cat deserves a professional network too
- LinkedIn Cooking Shows: Cause you are more than your current role
- LinkedIn Meditation Sessions: Your mind needs it own Calm
- LinkedIn Matchmaking: We solved for the jobs, now lets help you find love with someone equally networked

Meta shutting down workplace really dint teach you anything???
To the PMs at LinkedIn – Thanks for teaching us - What not to do when and how.

Remember when LinkedIn was the place to get work done?

LinkedIn is not the same what it was an year ago, these days it's mostly filled with useless crap and so called influencers sharing their fake interview experiences just to sponsor someone who paid good amount of money

Data engineer

Human Resource

Please do update your app to access the fastest Grapevine yet :) 

Also look at these absolute champs 👇

A faster Grapevine app + Latest Grapes leaderboard

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LinkedIn is currently full of SVB gyaan. Since morning every second post is about how SVB got impacted 😤 looks like next 2-3 weeks should bear this content. Sab ke sab gyaani he sale 😐

SVB Spam

Compliance Manager

With most irrelevant pictures, they keep spamming everyone. Worst is they get 1000+ likes from “vulnerables” those who never read the text ;) 

Fir kehte hai objectify na karo.

Unapologetic didis spamming linkedin feed with useless advertisements

Welcome to Indian Startups's Private Community

Just curious how LinkedIn’s internal staff would be going through this :)) 

Bro if you know it’s annoying why the hell it’s still live??

Most annoying feature

Analyst

Welcome to Software Engineers's Private Community

In recent times, I've observed a concerning trend where numerous individuals, including some HR professionals, are posting job listings. Many of these posts require users to log in to their web apps, ostensibly to collect email addresses for advertising purposes and often demand an excessive amount of personal details. Unfortunately, a significant portion of these job openings never materialize, leaving job seekers frustrated. Moreover, HR professionals sometimes request comments like "yes" and "interested" without providing a direct link to apply, promising to "get back to you soon" but rarely doing so.

LinkedIn's feed also appears inundated with content geared towards gaining followers rather than delivering valuable insights. While there is a demand for followers, it often comes at the expense of substantial content. It's a situation that can be disheartening for those seeking genuine job opportunities and meaningful engagement on professional platforms.

Have you noticed this as well, or is it just me? I'd appreciate hearing your perspective on the matter.

Post a fake job and get followers

Software Engineer

Is it just mine or is everyone’s LinkedIn blowing up with absolute crap. Like the most basic thing people are posting and making it sound like they discovered something huge or they’ve found some crazy insights. 

Everyone is trying to build their own LinkedIn brand and it’s just become frustrating. 

A lot of recruiters/founders still put out hiring posts on LinkedIn 

Some funny posts - 

- All founders acting like they’ve achieved something huge by being on the Forbes/times now/etc 40 under 40 list 
- Today someone posted about the business model of Shyamji Chole Bhature 
- People copy pasting the same fake stories

LinkedIn Rant

The day I don't have to open LinkediN any more to look for jobs, is the day I'll have accomplished all I need to in life 🙏🏼

Intern

Founder’s Office

Hello GViens !

Any recommendations of plugins or chrome extension to block LinkedIn posts which have a certification showoffs, insta-worthy posts etc??

Thanks!

Plugin / extension for stopping Li cringe

Welcome to Product Managers's Private Community

Just curious to know how fellow PMs interact with this app.
What triggers you to check the app?

I just recently created an account here and I still haven't formed the internal nudge to check the app. Please feel free to tell me how it is going for you.

#AnonymityIsASuperPower
#CringeIsNotBad
#GossipsAreGold

What makes you come check Grapevine and how often?

17 yr old LinkedIn branding coach sprinkling job search gyaan without having one 🥲🥲🥲

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Opportunities are so much more then when I stared. We never flaunted getting a job into a Top company even when options were fewer. What is the need to give average gyan on linkedin for getting a job offer. Open question to Gen Z why are you so desperate for social validation?

GenZ flaunting job offers on LinkedIn as if they won a Olympic gold medals

Data Scientist

Hmm, he's back

Growth Manager

‘Linkedin Top Voice’ my a**

I’m confused, what about you guys?

Senior Product Designer

What is the point of his image in this post about BYJUs

Software Developer

Why do female founders and other budding LinkedIn female influencers post their personal pictures(gym photos, selfies, random photos of themselves) on LinkedIn? It’s a professional platform for fucks sake. 

You don’t post these photos on Leap Club but LinkedIn is okay because validation. 

And nobody calls them out. Men are lost in simp behaviour and others ignore them.

Personal photos on LinkedIn

What makes folks comment and like and
provide engagement to such useless posts
which has a clear intention of like share
sabascribe. Linked algo is so fcked

Why such posts get so high
engagements

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Dukh, Dard, Peeda

Thank you so much @BladeRunner007 - the Salaries product (third tab on Grapevine)  is the hardest we’ve worked on anything since the Grapevine home feed itself.  
People, please use it and give us feedback. We want to make the best shit we can to help

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