Other day saw some influenza with the title 200k+ views in Quora of all things.  
 Checked my old account where I used to shit on stupid questions back when quora was not a shit show and behold my troll account had 253k views in total.....

Founder

BKL ke pass kaam Kam hai kafi. Isko mere company me bhejo 1 jagah baith ke roega

Software Developer

LinkedIn OP needs to be given the same treatment for the same reason as Hrithik here

Software Engineer

Some content creators would post content for the heck of it.

Recruiter

LinkedIn is becoming more like Instagram nowadays

Machine Learning Engineer

‘Linkedin Top Voice’ my a**

‘Linkedin Top Voice’ my a**- Grapevine

Welcome to Personal Finance's Private Community

hey folks, I am thinking of building my personal brand on LinkedIn...i currently have 6k followers and one of the goal I have is to became a LinkedIn top voice in Investments

Happy to know any Tips and Tricks 

ps: I been working with a VCs for past 2 year

How to be Linkedin Top Voic3

Shravan Bhaiya cringe

Companies Should start rejecting people with more than 50k followers on LinkedIn

Business Development Manager

Welcome to Confessions's Private Community

Welcome to NEW LinkedIn, where professionals go to get distracted
- Because nothing says "professional networking" like knowing that out of my 30K connections, 48 have played Queens in the last hour. Exactly the vital information I needed today. And it's so comforting to know my boss not only sucks at setting my KPIs but also sucks at LUDO (oh wait.. they dont have LUDO, but you get the point). Say Yes to LinkedIn Games : because what better way to showcase your professional skills than competing in virtual board games. Maybe next we’ll have a LinkedIn Queens Champion title to boost your profile visibility and job hunt next?
- AI Post Ideas – Original thoughts? Nah, let the algorithm tell me what to think. Can’t wait for the ‘Inspirational Monday Motivation’ template. Because originality is overrated, right?
- LinkedIn Shorts – because TikTok isn’t enough. Now I can document getting laid off in 30-second clips. ‘Watch me scream at my boss in high definition!’ And the best part? When the boss yells at an employee, we can record that too! Coming soon: "Live from the pantry" and "Breakout room drama" LiEmploymentTV is the new reality TV 

What are the new features in pipe: Kundli and Tarot? 
- LinkedIn Horoscopes: Today’s forecast: Your connection requests will be ignored. Better luck tomorrow!
- LinkedIn Tarot Readings: The cards say stop pretending to enjoy team-building exercises
- LinkedIn Karaoke: Here's a hip hop base track to sing your resignation letter
- LinkedIn Pet Profiles: Cause your cat deserves a professional network too
- LinkedIn Cooking Shows: Cause you are more than your current role
- LinkedIn Meditation Sessions: Your mind needs it own Calm
- LinkedIn Matchmaking: We solved for the jobs, now lets help you find love with someone equally networked

Meta shutting down workplace really dint teach you anything???
To the PMs at LinkedIn – Thanks for teaching us - What not to do when and how.

Remember when LinkedIn was the place to get work done?

LinkedIn is not the same what it was an year ago, these days it's mostly filled with useless crap and so called influencers sharing their fake interview experiences just to sponsor someone who paid good amount of money

Data engineer

Human Resource

Its just sad to see so many content creators(personal branding experts being the most of them) utilize linkedin to promote their instagram photos with a wall of text that is completely unrelated.

What the heck is happening with Linkedin?

Product Manager

So, how does LinkedIn has recently too many influencers now?

Operations Manager

What’s happening on linkedin 😑

Growth Manager

Welcome to Indian Startups's Private Community

Why do female founders and other budding LinkedIn female influencers post their personal pictures(gym photos, selfies, random photos of themselves) on LinkedIn? It’s a professional platform for fucks sake. 

You don’t post these photos on Leap Club but LinkedIn is okay because validation. 

And nobody calls them out. Men are lost in simp behaviour and others ignore them.

Personal photos on LinkedIn

Linkedin

Is it just mine or is everyone’s LinkedIn blowing up with absolute crap. Like the most basic thing people are posting and making it sound like they discovered something huge or they’ve found some crazy insights. 

Everyone is trying to build their own LinkedIn brand and it’s just become frustrating. 

A lot of recruiters/founders still put out hiring posts on LinkedIn 

Some funny posts - 

- All founders acting like they’ve achieved something huge by being on the Forbes/times now/etc 40 under 40 list 
- Today someone posted about the business model of Shyamji Chole Bhature 
- People copy pasting the same fake stories

LinkedIn Rant

The day I don't have to open LinkediN any more to look for jobs, is the day I'll have accomplished all I need to in life 🙏🏼

Intern

Founder’s Office

I don’t need one more platform to watch reels 🤬

Should I start prepping dance in formal clothes?

Consultant

There's been long standing need for an anti or reverse LinkedIn type social media.

In LinkedIn, people just pats each others back. 
We need a Social Media where people will come to call each others bullshit out and vent and shout at each other with sarcasm, humour and (sometimes) outright rage. 

We call it Bullshit-o-meter? 
(Any better name suggestions would be welcomed)

An anti-LinkedIn?

Project Manager

What a shit
To gain likes and followers she posted this without actually pregnant. 

Shame

Welcome to IT Company Discussion's Private Community

I have been watching LinkedIn for a while and recently it feels all the comments seems and feels like ppl trying to present themselves and glorifying the post, like chatufying, those making meaningful comments are discarded or ignored completely. 

I feel LinkedIn has failed as a platform, ppl who can game the platform get visibility rest who are good and genuine don’t get calls or visibility at all.

This might be a reason why everyone is trying to game the platform rather then learning and having skills

Why does every comment in LinkedIn feels like

Computer Operator

People are just writing random posts just for the sake of it. This idea of LinkedIn Influencers is so bullshit.

Also , this is not directed towards a single individual but to the whole community.

Everything wrong with LinkedIn.

Why is everyone posting selfies on LinkedIn?

Confused again🫤? Are you too??

I am a fresher 2023 graduate and have been doing this (applying for jobs) for almost a year, everyone said you have to do internships as it is necessary so did 2 internships one for a year and another for 6 months but apparently no one counts internships as experience even jobs that had 1-3 yoe as requirement and now everyone's hiring 2024 grads as freshers (I tried to look for another internship but there were none during the time of placements).

I am now tired of this field, many full stack devs don't know shit outside Javascript world and many of them can't even use tools like git properly and are so cocky of themselves. 

Saw an SDE on twitter who apparently has 6 years of experience, doesn't even know how to configure multiple SSH and says managing multiple ssh is a downside. A women dev (cause in India you have engineers and female engineers apparently) doesn't know about sidebar cache and calls it a bug and she's in google. and If I try to roast these people with my real name there's a whole cabal of Banglorians who will grab their macbooks inside third wave coffee and start tweeting against me after aggressively drinking their Chocolate mocha frappe.

Just go into any random tech twitter space no one seems to be talking about tech it's always about DSA, interviews, LIFE IN BANGLORE, which cafe they visited.

I let myself believe tech was my passion and worked hard  for but Indian techies and companies are worst, this generation thinks they are better than their predecessor but follow the same politics everywhere even when it comes to Tech communities (who tf does politics in a community that produces open source code wtf).

They talk about networking and creating a community all the time but can't even respond to linkedin cold dm and blame the sender by nitpicking about the format 👏👏 and then they'll go on post the screenshot and rant how it's the sender fault to even try to network with them with a message that isn't written from their own blood.

Tech rant

Bangalore tech scene is weird man. I feel even the auto driver knows how to code and the third wave barista is definitely doing leetcode because that coffee & sandwich clearly don't take 15 minutes to make

LinkedIn being LinkedIn

With most irrelevant pictures, they keep spamming everyone. Worst is they get 1000+ likes from “vulnerables” those who never read the text ;) 

Fir kehte hai objectify na karo.

‘Linkedin Top Voice’ my a**

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