Roast Me: I am an RCB fan
Don’t hold your punches
samosa
Stealth
5 months ago
they don't play to win, it's all about the money 🤑
Vijay Mallya se hi sikhe hai team members ig. They actually learnt how to bleed money
Toss is most important, decides if rcb will lose by runs or wickets
BiryaniEnthu
Stealth
5 months ago
👀
https://twitter.com/rathor7_/status/1776593845204976020?t=5O-FZzFvwfM6jjx7HonqOQ&s=19
You are in a one sided relationship for god knows how long. RCB doesn't like you
For you bro : https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5a8cBURav0/?igsh=c2lvcXFtaDl2cWdw
With a 30-meter like boundary Chinnaswamy (and a pitch as flat as MG Road) as your home ground and that legendary bowling line up, even 500 is difficult to defend, bro. Forget winning in other venues.
ChiryankaPopra
Student
5 months ago
I can see a skeleton sitting on broken chair underwater
There are three things that never cared about you. Your girlfriend (if you got one), your company and the whole rcb franchise. And the worst part atleast first two know you exist.
This is such cool thing. r/Roastme is fun. One community here in grapevine would be cool.
In Bumble, before the start of the season, I wrote for 'Something I'm optimistic about'
"RCB winning this IPL"
Now updated to
"Rcb *not winning IPL ever
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