What's the Dumbest Thing You've Ever Heard?

An actual dumb thing I said was at my first Data Science interview at a top tech company here in Bangalore. Interviewer asked me about my projects, and me being unpolished, I said that I had done a regression project. So he asked me how did I measure whether the model was "good". I said that, "The accuracy of the model was high" Interviewer responded with, "...You know Regression tasks are measured with MAE/MSE/RMSE and not accuracy, right?" Lmao. You live and you learn. 🤡

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve heard your boss say ? I’ll go first, “I don’t care if you’re hospitalised you should have informed this earlier “ Also same boss I won’t be coming to work today as my wife’s mother’s dog needs to be taken to the vet 🤡🤡🤡🤡

Just wanted to know what are some of the weirdest things you’ve seen your co workers do? My co worker at a previous organisation used to take milk packets home which were to be used in the coffee machines.

I'll go first: "I want you to focus on doing good work and not on how much money you're making." Achchha aur mera rent kaun dega?

Looking forward to your answers. Here’s my bizarre story. 😂 Something that happened a few years ago but let me assure you all, one of the craziest stories ever. I was working out of office that day and I hear two folks chatter. So, I stand up to see beyond my cubicle. A Senior and his Junior are talking. Since, I was due for a break, I decided to sit and listen from my cubicle. The junior is talking about one of her direct reportees. He was a new joiner at the company and had moved cities. Apparently, rather than cooking at home he used to order food every meal. This messed up his stomach. So when he was at office one day, he wanted to go to the washroom. But, on his way a very senior VP paused him to congratulate this guy on a client feedback for his first project. Poor fellow, couldn’t hold it in anymore and dashed to the washroom but he was too late. The entire men’s washroom floor was smeared with watery diarrhoea. 🤢 Apparently, it had already been a couple of weeks since then and very few people knew about this. But by now, some people along with me had overheard this story being narrated. And OMGG, the office slack channel started going wild with GIFs and memes being dropped like crazy. 🤪😂 And now this memory is imprinted in the minds of everyone at the office, just like that shit stain on the washroom floor. 😶‍🌫️😂

Interested to know how stupid can our dear managers get.

What are the most useless and abused acronyms at work which doesn't add any value and just sounds dumb. Or a few you heard and never could use it.... Eg. SGTM, sounds good to me ASAP, just over abused jeep, just expect every problem TMO, too many options OTP, on the phone

Saw this today.