ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

What's your useless superpower?

Saw a reel, less than half of world's population can voluntarily blur their eyes or raise one of their eyebrows.

I can do both.

But solves nothing 🤷‍♀️

5mo ago
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PerkyWalrus
PerkyWalrus

Driving ex crazy

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

If you have that power over an ex, it is not useless for sure 🤭

SillyMarshmallow
SillyMarshmallow

Why people are driving ex crazy? @Rhombus 🤷🏻‍♀️

BubblyNugget
BubblyNugget

Having erection

DancingDonut
DancingDonut

Imagine the industries it opens for you

BubblyNugget
BubblyNugget

Will join it

PerkyNoodle
PerkyNoodle

I remember every movie dialogues I've ever watched since I was 18y old. I can put a movie on mute and speak the dialogues straight from my mind. Friends hate watching movie with me which I have already seen. Because I whisper the dialogues while watching.

Ironically, I could not for the love of god remember what I ate for breakfast today.

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

Just Bollywood or all?

PerkyNoodle
PerkyNoodle

No not bollywood or regional indian films. I remember just Hollywood movies with english dialogues.

GroovyPretzel
GroovyPretzel

I have a special way of changing words that I can sing songs with words formed by reversing every two letters but keeping the attributes the same without ruining the tune. I can also do it quite fast that I can read the scrolling ticker contents in news channels in this way quite comfortably.

For example:

तूही मेरी सब हैं सुबा हैं तूही दिन होते मेरा

Tuhi meri sab hai suba hai Tuhi din hote mera

Becomes

हूती रेमी बस हैं बुसा हैं हूती निद तोहे रेमा

Huti remi bas hai busa hai Huti nid tohe rema

Thought I could earn by getting paid to stop me from singing it, but my friends actually enjoyed and all I got was throat pain after a while. So useless.

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

This is very unique 🤯🤯

P.S. For the longest time I thought you were non Hindi speaker

GroovyPretzel
GroovyPretzel

I'm not a Hindi speaker, but knows the script because of school and Sanskrit. I can understand, but not speak well. This song is one of my favourites though. My best friend during college was a marvadi guy and he introduced me gradually to Hindi and Bollywood songs.

SparklyNoodle
SparklyNoodle

Aye I can also blur my eyes I thought I was abnormal for having canon 80d installed in my eyes Thanks for the confirmation

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