What's your useless superpower?

Driving ex crazy

Having erection

I remember every movie dialogues I've ever watched since I was 18y old. I can put a movie on mute and speak the dialogues straight from my mind. Friends hate watching movie with me which I have already seen. Because I whisper the dialogues while watching.

Ironically, I could not for the love of god remember what I ate for breakfast today.

I have a special way of changing words that I can sing songs with words formed by reversing every two letters but keeping the attributes the same without ruining the tune. I can also do it quite fast that I can read the scrolling ticker contents in news channels in this way quite comfortably.

For example:

तूही मेरी सब हैं सुबा हैं तूही दिन होते मेरा

Tuhi meri sab hai suba hai Tuhi din hote mera

Becomes

हूती रेमी बस हैं बुसा हैं हूती निद तोहे रेमा

Huti remi bas hai busa hai Huti nid tohe rema

Thought I could earn by getting paid to stop me from singing it, but my friends actually enjoyed and all I got was throat pain after a while. So useless.

Aye I can also blur my eyes I thought I was abnormal for having canon 80d installed in my eyes Thanks for the confirmation

I can remember everyone's birthdays. It's useless because nobody remembers mine 😔

I can dislocate my thumb.

A restless mind. My mind is if Homelander and A-Train have a child. Naughty like Homelander and non-stop-super-fast like A-Train