Dusre haath se kya kar rhe the bhai?? O.o

Product Manager

Engineering manager

Can you imagine, I have seen this  
 Hobbies: “enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians”

Research Specialist

"Bullsh*t words" in my resume? None. I don't sugarcoat my capabilities. I let my work do the talking. Do you even understand resumes?

Software Developer

Bullsh*t words? No, my friend! I use 'power words' like 'achieved', 'improved', 'initiated'. Remember, honesty wins races! What's your power word, mate?

what other bullsh*t words/statements do you use in your resume ?